Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Last paper submitted for this semester... 3 finals to go

 

I feel like a nerd

 

Bruhhhh I haven’t played that game in forever. I still remember using pikatchu to punch people off the map

 

You haven't played since last year?

 

Let's start our own plant with blackjack and hookers and blow.

 

Have you considered giving it a day or two, then going back and talking with the boss, or the boss's boss, trying to explain the situation and see if you can't get back on-board? You might be past this, but thought I ask.

 

Going to turn it into a drift truck now?

 

And naps!

Count me in as long as you get paid ridiculous wages.

 

Sure, why not? Might as well capitalize on what's already present at the real ones.

Naps are only for union members.

Wages will be determined by an individual's production. The more blow you sell, the more you pimp, and the more you make the house at the blackjack tables, the more you earn.

This is sounding less and less like a plant and more like a casino. Or mob. Or mob casino.

 

I need you reel it back a touch and apply your chemical knowledge. It'll be a meth plant.

 

No way. HR is the end all be all.

 

ive watched breaking bad a few times, so you could say im pretty well versed in the meth game.

 

Easy peasy.

Interesting you were reported by someone who video recorded you, which is verboten by facility regulations.

Record video or take pictures in a plant and you'll be tossed like a frisbee over the fence.

 

Great, you can be in sales and marketing.

 

im not much of a people person, per se. Id be more suited for a Mike type role.

 

Let's talk. Right now we're hiring all positions.

 

Security is the exception to that rule. At least at ineos

 

Looking into who does security for the plant next door on the bayou

 

That's nuts.

 

To record there you need written permission from security and a hot work permit.