(Poll) Serious Question! Do You Pee in the shower

This is a much more controversial discussion. New poll!

 

WTF? That provides job security for you.

 

I dont think you know who your asking.

 

Which of you disgusting bastards pees in the ocean?

 

More like costs me money most of the time as I dont charge extra for chemials.... but I do get paid for algae treatments

 

Only hotel ones

 

My sister once shit diarrhea in the pool. Neighbors pool.

 

Me how do you think I got my screen name

 

Yeah that's a big payday right there.

 

I certainly cant pee in the toilet... even when I want to

 

There are people who DON'T pee in the shower?
Where else can you do the whirly bird and not hit something or someone?

 

Backyard?

 

I once sharted on a beach in Mexico while walking back from a restaurant. The shart totally bypassed my shorts and went right down my leg. I ran out into the surf to wash up.

 

The dog always seems to get wet somehow...

 

Thank god you weren't at work

 

I once sharted at work, but got lucky because all it did was oil down the cheeks and taint. I was standing when it happened. If I was sitting i'd been screwed. I waddled to the bathroom and proceeded to blast the rest of it all out.