(Poll) Serious Question! Do You Pee in the shower

The shower is the perfect place to pee in the AM when you wake up with a...er...soldier standing at full attention and you have to go asap.

Better than doing a handstand on the toilet anyway

 

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There's been a few times where i've been locked up in a thousand yard stare unable to move because there was going to be bursting. I got my technique down for breathing and everything. There was one time I stood in a parking lot for 3-5 minutes next to my truck trying fight through the pain in a blizzard.

 

That’s like grabbing toilet paper in a public park or government building just to get a suitable wad to wipe with.

 

Ah yes. Forest Service TP. Served up on a flat bar so you cant spin a bunch off. And its usually like 1/4 ply. I carry shop towels in the woods.

 

I may or may not have used an Iraqi flag in a pinch when I couldnt pinch no more.

 

Standing at full attention. Must be a young guy.

 

I pee when I'm taking a bath.

 

Image the money government would save if they just used decent toilet paper. Or at least get one ply with some damn grooves in it. It’s like wiping your ass with Teflon coated newspaper

 

The city toilet paper here is 1/2 ply and looks like thin sheets of particle board.

 

I usually carry a roll of charmin in my truck and I always have baby wipes

 

Being a pool guy I got 2 choices most of the time. The equipment pad/bushes or a construction site outhouse... if I can find one.

 

33, still got a few good years left...hopefully

 

Got some lead left in the old pencil. I’m still blessed/cursed with morning wood lol I’m 32

 

I once pulled off an interstate exit in the middle of nowhere North Dakota's waves of amber grain and just as I was about to whip it out in the weeds a truck driver pulled in right behind me. I played like I was stretching got back my truck and drove away. Just before I drove way I could see a piss stream off the back of the cat walk.

 

Thing that sucks about your 30s is you still wake up with morning wood, but unlike in your 20s you're too tired and unmotivated to do anything productive with it. I'm afraid of what my 40s will be like

 

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