my neck surgery is on friday.......finally!!!

nah...........highly doubt they will talk me into wearing a neck brace.

 

thats cool. you just need to come up with some retarded cool story about how you got it. nobody knows how i really got my scar on my ribs, i refuse to tell anyone. my story is always the same.... "there i was hanging out in my room with about a hundred hot chicks, when these ninja break in!" thats how it always starts, i usually change it up a little bit after that but i always end up getting stabbed in the chest with a sword and being too badass to die so "i kill him with (insert made up move or weapon here) and thats how i killed the ninja master and got laid by a hundred chicks at once"

i suggest you use a harley biker bar in your story. or a failed assassination attempt since it looks like a spy tried to slit your throat

 

yeah man, i'll work on something.

 

or better yet you can work in a rogue lawnmower and a box full of kittens or babies or something and how you got injured while saving them. that will help with the ladies

 

Good luck tomorrow. I hope it goes text book perfectly.

 

yeah, i'll probably do that, since im pretty sure i'll be on some good "knock me out" meds.

 

Good Luck Tacomaman06, hope will see you soon.

 

thanks buddy!!

 

hey broda, getting nervous??

 

nah bro....not really. my sinuses are screwed up right now, and i'll probably have a sore throat from the surgery....which i hate sore throats, but it'll be ok i reckon. one thing that was weird....i had to sign a waiver that if i died on the operating table, no one is held responsible. i just got to thinking............i hope it goes smoothly.....i dont think im ready to die quite yet.

 

hahah i bet! why don't you get the sinus fixed while at the table??? two birds one stone? sinus sucks! i know i have that shit, it only comes in winter or when i catch a cold....

 

actually...im supposed to call if i had anything like a cold before surgery, but then that would move the surgery date again, so im gonna not say a thing......it'll be gone in a couple of days anyway.

 

read these back to back and you sound like an idiot....

 

what the hell does that gotta do with sinuses being screwed up??

 

hopefully nothing

 

speedy recovery!

 

if anything.......it means im getting a new big bottle of franks red hot!!!

 

to go along with your new bottle of vicadin (sp)

 

hopefully....they give me something better than vicodin. vicodin does absolutely nothing for me. im hoping for dimerol!!