Forfun BS roundtable of Yoters and additional jberry page

What do you suggest?

 

commando is the only way

 

Anything but our preferences to the opposite here anyway.
What was your worst childhood experience

 

Breaking my thumb by shutting it in the car door when I was 4.

 

ouch

 

I have 4 step brothers and when I was 5 we tied a rope to a branch like a Tarzan swing. It was on the side of small cliff with a tree overhang. I got to he Mickey from the old Life cereal commercial and go first. I swung right into the cliff side and proceeded to scrape my chest for about 5 ft before letting go and falling. Came away with most of mynchestvas road rash.
Next was trying to jump on to the seat if a picnic table.... I missed and ended up cutting my chin. Needed seven stitches on that one

 

Not sure if it was my worst, but made me think of the time I tripped on the stairs in kindergarten and knocked my two front teeth out. Bloody mess evidently. Substitute teacher couldn't hang and went home I guess. My mom had me at the doc to get stitches, and forgot about my sister. She had to wait on the front porch after school that day

I think it was worse for those around me once my shock wore off. Not like the teeth weren't already loose.

 

I got plenty more of those types of experiences. My er folder was the size of 2 telephone books stack on top of each other.

 

Broke my wrist 8 times and thumb 3 times from aggressive fapping.



















Not really.... skateboards and baseball

 

Somehow I've never broken a bone ever. We decided in highschool that I must lack calcium and I just bend

 

Damn!

I had an ex boyfriend crush my ribs in high school playing 2hand touch football....

 

Only bone I have ever broken is a vertebrae.

 

Two hand touch on your ribs? Upper ribcage I assume

 

I've broken my ribs and my foot...though the navy says I never broke my foot

 

no his fat ass crushed my lower rib cage becaise I called him out

 

Broke my ankle in 2 places stepping off a spa into the river rocks surrounding it. Then had to crawl 75 yards to the back door and knock and wait 15 minutes for some one to find me.

 

Have you been interviewed for that "I shouldn't be alive" tv show?

 

No not yet. I have never been that close to death from injuries.