1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You have a preference on cause of death?

 

Not really
The less painful the better, wouldnt want to get turned on and pop a boner at my funeral

 

Probably drugs or a suffocation by woman parts

 

Haters will say it's fake

 

Or a combination of both

 

I heard some crazy shit. But I never heard of a "getting buried alive kink"

 

she never sat on your face so hard you couldn't breathe?




to be fair my last ex was chubby enough to weigh as much as me

 

You sir, have issues.

 

for reference this is a very good pupper

 

@Sperrunner I didn't get a shot the grill but this is the same exact truck

 

at no point did I say I didn't





don't we all? we're here instead of living life

 

I have tooo many doggos already.... or you’d be dead

 

At least I'm at work getting paid to read and write this drivel...You cats doing it for free,kinda worry me.

 

if she wasn't such a good pupper I probably would be dead

 

It's 8:22pm and I got to go to work in a few hours, what did you expect?

 

I mean, I was doing it "at work", now I'm drinking enough to not really do anything else sooooooo





yeah, being worried sounds appropriate... at least I'm not wasting lost time that could be spent chasing THOTs like @BartMaster1234 and @JKO1998

 

@JKO1998 already said they cost to much....which isn't a lie

 

How much do they cost there?

 

More than a tank of gas

 

dawg that's like $20 are you doing ok