Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Give them to me. I'll prove you wrong

 

When you going to have it back together

 

Kings.

Pft.

Weak.

#dennislife

Are we taking bets?

 

I would have had it done by now. But that fucking bearing put everything on pause. Already ordered it. Should be here in 3 days or so. Then get an alignment and its done!

 

That seems to be the only part of the kings that show rust.

Let's take you fox to the beach

 

They'll look like they've been submerged at the bottom of the Atlantic after about a hour.

 

I drove it to see the titanic.

 

My wife texted to tell me the dishwasher was leaking.




























So I bought her tampons.

 

My brother got his dishwasher pregnant, he said now it complains all the time now...

 

So, I take it your dishwasher doesn’t read TW?

 

You ran out of lamp cord and duct tape??

 

Pfftt... I got bilstein/nagging wife money, not that king/icon/donut money

#BilsteinLyfe

 

Those will definitely fall apart if I had them.
Think my kings have been on my truck for 5 years now?

 

Can confirm. Had Bilsteins for like 3 months and snapped the bottom shaft on em

 

Also you fuckers

I think next year ima look into a new career. Law enforcement or fire fighting. Something that helps people. I’m burned out of this plant life shit.

 

This like when you wanted to be a sniper?

 

Basically honestly. Still bugs me that I never joined the service. I wanna help somehow.


Probably gonna look into becoming a volunteer firefighter so I can still make my income and see what it’s like