1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I can see the CL ad now "like new, 50% life left, no lowballers"

 

Okay Mr. Basically a Chemical Engineer

 

"I know what I have"

 

so what kind of bathtub drugs can you make

 

My dad worked in Eli Lilly and I worked there as a "hazardous safety personal" now I'm a "biohazard removal team leader" and I'm no doctor it's a PhD. Yes I can be called such. But I don't wave it around like a glittered dick with butterfly wings

 

*Dr. Basically a Chemical Engineer

 

That's Doctor Professor Patrick to you.

 

If I had a glittery, winged dick I'd flaunt that shit left and right....and up and down and all around

 

He was at Big O, I think my truck made him feel small cause he wouldn’t make eye contact with me.


He was a DC 1st Gen

 

That got me

 

You are into some kinky shit, Mr. Meat Curtains.

 

Shut up "I brake for Cat Girls"

Depends how fucked up you want to get or if you want to wake up

 

I only take the work vam because thats where im told to go

 

I rarely watch cable nowadays in exception of the News, and Sports. When neither of those things are on I instinctually switch over to Spongebob. There is so much subtle adult humor you didn't catch when you were a kid that you understand now, it's amazing.

My favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k

 

Rust

 

You must of missed his "feed a asian guy exlax with ghost pepper sauce and raw anal sex him while lava diarrhea comes out"

 

That wasn't my idea, that's just where this emoji comes from apparently.

Look up "flaming banana" on Urban Dictionary and you'll see

 

No thanks.

 

Many of Nickelodeon's cartoons were like that back when we (er....I) was a kid. Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Angry Beavers, Rugrats etc....all had a bunch of subtle and not-so-subtle adult humor in every episode.

Things ain't like they used to be...

 

I miss those days. Loony tunes with blowing up animals or there face get shot gunned backwards