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Are you flying directly into SF or landing in ABQ?

 

Indeed!
Well punned!

 

I survived the grocery store!

 

If you’re feelin’ brave try the Mall. Or up here, the liquor store.

 

I’m shopping intolerant, but am willing to suffer for a good beer at a big box liquor shop. The mall has to be a well planned mission. The presence of the product must be confirmed, along with its location in said mall. 20 minutes max or it’s a no go.

 

I tell my wife I’ll go buying, but not shopping. I hate walking down every isle looking for things we may need. If we don’t have a list, I don’t go.

 

I had a bulleted list that I printed. I tossed in the cart and checked it off my list. I slammed the grocery shopping out.

 

I always make a list and in and out

 

Like to make it faster than a Rodeo event. This gawkin & meandering just slows a guy up. Don’t get me started about the stores that purposely trap you. I don’t do well with those line up mazes either.

 

#IKEA

 

Ever see Midnight Express. Same thing.

 

We don't have one of those here thank God. I also use the self checkout. Got it down to a science

 

Nah, it was in the studio on the side. The main theater was running Elf.

 

I hit the mall last night.

 

Where's this beaver you people were talking about ?

 

A 5 octave marimba is loud af in small house, not complaining.

 

Dying to play chopsticks on ‘er.

 

I’m just realizing that my son might be the result of a affair. I’m musically illiterate. I can play the Star Wars theme song on the piano, and not well.

 

I stopped for the Crabbies Ginger Beer Mike.
Then I remembered I was low on dark rum, and the wife needed more sangria, and then I felt like I needed to try this winter Belgian beer, and then they had a whole cute display of miniatures on sale so I figured let's have a smorgasbord!

Let the Christmas festivities begin Boyeeeez!

 

Damn rob. I had one beer and now I'm in bed already.