1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Just cause you drive a pedo van doesn't mean you can become one

 

Time to receive rediculous offers for my old wheels. Listed them on offerup for $120. Last time I was offered a crossbow, a mini projector thing, and less than 40% of my asking price. Lets see what the masses present me with this time...

 

Oh boy oh boy you don’t know white trash Christmas till you throw something like an older tv or couch up for free.

 

Forgot to add, I was offered a 3 year old cell phone for my walmart kayak. Tough decision there, but I passed.

 

Whitetrash Merica boi

 

I think my favorite people are the ones who offer you like 30% of what your asking, then get pissed off when you say no. Example:

(Selling item for $75)
Douche bag: Will you take $30, since it only costs $100 new?

Me: No.

Douche Bag: C'mon man I can get one for $30 from my sisters ex cousin cleetus

Me: Go buy his then

Douche bag: nah hes too far away. $35?

Me: Stop asking


Then the cycle repeats

 

Can you deliver the tv you’re giving away from free?


Oh do you want 10 bucks too? For taking it?

 

That's racist

 

Indianian Trash*

 

Hey don't talk about @Empty_Lord that way

 

I've done it, works fine if they still spring up. Usually only get one reuse, still a chance it won't seal anymore and you'll get a p0171

 

Heads exploding, pre teen pregnancy, diabeetus, crippling debt, divorce, increase throttle input

 

You for got the ghonaherpasyphlaids

 

Shit how could I forget what

 

Preteen pregnancy

WTH is going on in Indiana

 

Do you really want to know

 

Fuuuuuuuck no

 

Can’t be as bad as the person who showed up to buy my old welder at an agreed upon price and tried to offer me 75% of the value with the excuse of: “my son is hungry”

 

Hmmm. So why buy it in the first place lol