Cap City Build & BS AF

If he’s smart that’s apple juice in that bottle.

 

Looks to young to be smart

 

There all waiting for him to ask them out for A drink.

 

Better call the ambulance just to be safe.

 

The straw trick is impressive

 

Murph is on duty!

 

Wonder who got appointed designated driver.

 

Or waiting for him to pass out so they can draw “dickbutt” on his face.

 

A trick I hope to never implement.

 

Dibs on Permanent Marker Alice Cooper eyes with Pink Nail Polish.

 

When I was in college my “friends” would shave a bald spot on your head if you passed out.

 

I can hear the Mexican martinis calling my name from the restaurant down the road. It would be rude to ignore them.

 

“Friends”

 

Bring one back to the site & pour it down the drain for the Plumber. He may be thirsty too.

 

Nothing like trying to get a dick drawn with a Sharpie off your face, so you can go to work

 

It is New Year’s Eve, but he’s on his own after this.

 

Safety Meeting. Keep those receipts.

 

I haven’t learned this art yet, the IRS scares me.