Cap City Build & BS AF

My New Dick feels pretty good. Still a little frozen tho.

 

Did you go up a size?

 

Yup, full Gov't support too.

 

I remember playing football with the neighborhood kids in 15 degree weather while growing up in Cleveland. The worst that happened were bloody noses from the negative windchills. Three pairs of corduroys kept my wang warm enough.

 

Too cold for Corduroys. If you fall down the little bit of body heat make 'em stick to the ice, lol.

 

That’s true, they would be covered in ice.

 

White out in Denver. Our bags are lost and still not located

My wife is pretty pissed

 

Neat part is you can see where you fell cuz half your pants are still there frozen to the ground.

 

I loved living in the snow-belt of Cleveland...... as a kid. Sucks when you have to adult.

 

Kinda loses it's fizz when digits of your fingers freeze & fall off within 2min.

 

When your wang gets froze in a pair of corduroys, does it make it ribbed for her pleasure?

 

You’d have to be pretty fast...

 

My dog is freaking out! She hates fireworks.

 

Time to move down to Texas. You’ll lose your healthcare and learn to hate the heat, but you won’t freeze.

 

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So you’re grounded with no luggage? Happy new year!

 

Well at least your headed home. Could have happened on your way out.

 

Yes sir! 2 suitcases

Happy New Year!

 

We've been home for a few hours

Waited at the airport for an extra hour in hopes they would arrive