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We definitely like it there.

 

That big taco you were having with the Modelo beer is called a Sincronizada.

 

I want to go scuba diving in Mexico again. It was a wild experience. I swam into a coral reef, and it gave my entire leg a bad rash for a week.

 

You probably brushed up against fire coral. We've got tons of that here that cause the same thing.

 

I don't know what kind of coral I touched, but the guides told us to not touch any coral cause it'll burn you. I looked back at my bro, and crashed due to my negligence.


We were 30 feet under water, and sun light couldn't make it down there, so I was freezing my ass off. The pressure was unbearable, I've never experienced such ear pains in my entire life. I hugged a red snapper looking fish though.

 

Looks nice ! What I hear is it’s ok to go just DO NOT LEAVE THE RESORT

 

Yea , Baltimore is up there on the murder list

 

Ahh, that's bullshit. These touristic cities are protected by the federal government so that foreign visitors aren't hurt. We took a tour of Guadalajara with a family from Sweden, and we were just fine.

 

Traveling by bus isn't bad either, the buses take private commercial tourism routes protected by the government. Buses over there are European, and way better than American Greyhound buses.

 

We did a few hour drive north of Loreto. Did get stopped by police at a check point, but they let us thru after a quick search of the vehicle. Had to ditch our only pot out the window to avoid any problems. I'm allergic to death, kidnapping, and extortion, so that helped a lot.

 

You speak Spanish mate?

 

No, but I can kinda understand. I'm a quick leaner, and also Chamorro, Guam's native language has heavy Spanish influence, so that helped.

 

You mean Chipotle and Taco Bell are not legit?!

 

We've got 4 or 5 Mexican restaurants here, but none come close to what I've tried there and in Cali.

 

I recommend getting the Off Road Premium if you can afford it Heck just having the Off Road would be better

 

Guam and the Philippines were Spanish colonies, and have Spanish words in their respective languages. A teacher gave me detention for asking my friend to pass me a carton of milk in Spanish. Apparently, the Spanish translation of the word "milk" is an insult in the Filipino language.

 

Ah yes, such is the wisdom of GTA. I'm sure that's what they were thinking when they made the game!

 

Lol that's a trip.

 

Man, that teacher would get mad for us speaking Spanish, cause we wouldn't know what was an insult in her native language. It was the funniest shit ever.

 

Spanish is a beautiful language. My friend's wife is Colombian and I could listen to her talk all night.