1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Ive never had a issue with tacobell...

 

When we left Pismo a couple months back I wanted to drive straight home but for some reason kept having to piss like a race horse...luckily I had my trusty protein shaker with me. Just emptied it out driving down the highway a couple times when no one was around lol

 

Some people dont let you use it. Then i tell them welp i gotta go so either let me use it or in gunna reschedule you for a different day

 

That’s what I would do.

 

Tell me you didn’t reuse that.

 

Just urine, it's sterile. I would hope he washed it when he got home at least tho

 

Then i dont send those people their recipe for the visit so they dont get the survey about me....

 

My wife almost caught me once, walked into kitchen behind me so I grabbed a dish and pretended to be washing it while I peed and she was none the wiser. Stopping mid stream is strictly emergency-only.

Luckily she didn't ask why I was on my tip toes lol

 

mkay

 

Just tell her you are claiming whats yours.

 

Wait nvm that means you claiming the sink and gotta do all tge dishs.
Yeah dont let her catch you

 

Could be healthy for you for all I care, I couldn’t drink from the same cup I took a piss in.

 

She probably wouldn't care but it would've been sort of embarrassing.

We only have one bathroom and if she's using it and I gotta go, I gotta go. Too cold outside at night right now

 

https://youtu.be/4B7O6lUyEJs

 

^^^ this...and yes it got washed, I'm no heathen

 

Don't think about it so hard

 

But bear grylls drinks his own piss. So its ok

 

I mean...if you think that's gross then most human beings do nastier things with each other in the bedroom lol.

 

Wut



I’ve done “paper work” outside in the negatives.

Always a terrible experience

 

Out of a rattlesnake skin