Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

What about the poor bastards that have crazy ex girlfriends that work there? We could invent a whole television season of possibilities right here in this thread. The whole thing is going to go far and beyond your typical head scratcher once it’s all sorted, that’s if it ever gets sorted.

 

well for this instance they only have to go back 9months...

 

Turns out, it's the baby Jebus.

 

Slow roasted Kangaroo with a slather of Vegemite is the bomb! Taste like giant rat but juicer.

 

Cue Jeremy Clarkson with a trademark “dababeejeezuss”

 

They will almost certainly be able to find the rapist by just getting the child's DNA. The DNA library is getting so large that your DNA doesn't even have to be in the system to get found. If even a distant relative of yours did Ancestry.com's DNA test or 21 and me, you can be found. That's how they have found the Golden State Killer among others.

Good article about it: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/...ved-using-dna-databases-genealogist-predicts/

 

You know you're a millennial when you drive a Jeep Wrangler but call in 4 hours late cause the weather is wet and/or snowy.

 

NY trying to sneak in one on FL...

32-year-old woman accused of posing as a homeless teen to enroll in high school

Investigators are stumped as to why a 32-year-old woman allegedly pretended to be a homeless teenager to enroll in an upstate New York high school.

Michaelann Goodrich was arrested last week for allegedly posing as a 15-year-old named Riley Madison and attending classes in the Cairo-Durham School District, as Albany, N.Y., news station WNYT reports.

“She could’ve gone in numerous different ways to obtain a degree, and we actually found out through the investigation and that she has a high school diploma,” Joel Rowell, Greene County Sheriff’s Department senior investigator, told WNYT. “So that just leads to our investigation to try to figure out what exactly her motive was for attending school.”

Goodrich attended high school classes for only one day before the winter break, including riding the bus to and from the campus in Cairo, N.Y., near Albany, Cairo-Durham High School District Superintendent Anthony Taibi told NBC New York. She now faces charges of offering a false instrument for filing, falsifying business records and criminal trespassing.

Taibi told WNYT that Goodrich was immediately admitted because federal law requiresschools to accept homeless teens. School administrators felt something was off, though, and contacted the police. Yahoo Lifestyle has reached out to Taibi for further comment but has not yet received a response.

“It was kind of unnerving. It could’ve been anybody, you know. You hear about school shootings and all that — could’ve been anybody coming in here trying to get plans of the school,” Joshua Mack, who has a daughter in the school district, told WNYT. “I mean obviously that wasn’t the case, but it could’ve been. It was kind of unnerving. It could’ve been anybody, you know. You hear about school shootings and all that — could’ve been anybody coming in here trying to get plans of the school,” Joshua Mack, who has a daughter in the school district, told WNYT. “I mean obviously that wasn’t the case, but it could’ve been.”

 

Wrong. That person would be a dumbass, as Red Forman would say.

 

Im as annoyed by the millenial mindset as you older generations are and i am a millenial

 

Never had a rat before but roasted or seared skippy is good. Cubed and in stews or even ground into burger for patties or in chili is tasty as well. Allot of Aussies won’t eat it since skippy is part of the national identity but I reckon that’s mostly folks with a wollies down the street. Americans were eating roo for awhile in the ‘80s due to an alleged cock up which was most likely a put together scam out of Victoria to sell horse and roo as beef.

Australian Jesus, and this man here is a role model that we strive to equal.

 

German engineering = using a slide hammer on a fuel injector (skip to 22:30):

 

Are you considered a millenial if you drove a Millenia at the turn of the millenium?

 

Don't have to unmount the tire, just break the bead and push it down by the valve stem. I've watched it done. I've also watched a tire get patched that way, didn't have to rebalance. Worked fine.

 

Just look for the vehicle

Too soon?