tire air

I'm running colorless, odorless, invisible air today

 

winter air

 

People have way too much time on their hands.

 

Synthetic air. You only have to change it every 10000 miles

 

I attempt to blend the tire air as close to the following schedule as possible... lots of work, but worth it:

• Nitrogen — 78 percent
• Oxygen — 21 percent
• Argon — 0.93 percent
• Carbon dioxide — 0.04 percent
• Trace amounts of neon, helium, methane, krypton and hydrogen, as well as water vapor

 

I never understand these comments. It takes you just as much time to read and comment as it did OP to start this gag. Or is that the intended irony of your comment?

 

Dang. it took 24 posts before somebody said the obvious.

 

^RonDog wins the internet today for the best response to a silly question.

^Rock Lobster also wins the internet today for the best serious answer to a silly question.

 

My man! Fighting "Big Air" one tire at a time!

 

I like to drive to the top of the local mountain range before I top up my tires. Really feel like the crisper, non-GMO air is better for my tires!

 

Has anybody ever thought about the fact that the bottom of your tire is never moving, no matter how fast you go?

 

I only use deoderized unicorn farts. That suit you better?

 

Deep man, deep.

 

Yes, yes I have

 

not until now man, thanks a lot ... that's going to keep me up all night while I ponder the physics involved

 

Yeah but I heard that Monsanto air is less susceptible to air mites and was genetically altered to expand and contract with the temperature.

 

Has anyone thought about the fact that the top of your tire is traveling twice as fast as you're going?

 

Of course, it has to compensate for the lazy fucking bottom of the tire that is not moving!

 

Depends on which way the wind is blowing when I need to capture more air for my tires. I find that the air from the ocean is a bit wet, the air I get from Canada seems to be a good deal but the I need to apologize to every one I cut off, the air that comes up from Mass well just makes my truck drive like a Masshole. So found it’s best to get my air from the middle of Maine, it’s the way air should be.

 

I just run whatever - I'm after the free air miles.