GraveYard Shift BS

Yes, from Nortbound from Billerica on 3 though. Uneventful. There a light on exit 4 that take forever and ever and people get pissed and roll on through.
Last week I got pulled over after going through it and got let go with a we are aware and have a good night type thing.30 second ride to home

 

geographically challenged tonight

 

I am and I did.

Going to bed now cause I got to get up in 4 hours to go to work. Lol

Night

 

Later Murph

 

wheres all my medics at?

 

Night

 

So there I was working as a ground pounder medic in Vegas.

We get spatched' to a strip joint for a code. They pulled the guy up on stage and were doing compressions up there. We work the code blablabla.

The real story is about my partner. She's the "attractive enough to be the most attractive woman on the rescue squad" lady and loves flaunting it. Pink stethoscope, pink flashlight, pink shears, and wears shitloads of makeup every shift.

And while we were working the code dudes kept coming up on stage and then leaving. I then finally noticed they were tucking paper money into her belt and she had no clue.

We got the guy's heart beating and we took him to the house. ER nurse takes one look at my partner and says "what, did you guys pick this guy up at a strip club, or what?" My partner replies "Yeah... Why do you ask?"

EVERYONE pointed at her belt. She looked down and shouted. She then ripped all the cash out, dropped it on the floor then stormed out of the room.

I made $45 off that call.

 

No paramedics here. I am a Parakeet.

 

@Kheiron that's awesome

 

Latah

 

just a driver here... have you ever thought about a career option after EMS? ill be on my 7th year in EMS. i make quite a bit of money as a medic. but looking to see what else is out there.

 

You should try welding

 

Sup Cody

 

kinda rough on my asthma. i can weld just not often.

 

was up man

 

Just wiping all the shit Max and Murph threw on me

 

@Fitzwilly if the kids come home sick, set them out to sea and don't touch them . The bug up here is a gnarly one

 

there good at that. sometimes you just gotta be a chimp and throw it back

 

We'd throw you $1 , but apparently you won't do anything with it anyway




...at least not tonight