Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Cousin was telling me about it. Thought he was taking the piss till I looked it up.

In other news...

 

Police hunt for man caught on camera licking family’s doorbell for 3 hours


https://globalnews.ca/news/4827071/doorbell-licker/

 

This blows...
https://jalopnik.com/wind-is-forcing-michigan-authorities-to-escort-high-pro-1831552830

 

Florida Man Says Syringes Found In His Rectum Are Not His

 

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/08/6833...-found-blocking-sewer-in-british-seaside-town
Massive Fatberg Found Blocking Sewer In British Seaside Town

 

Uhmmm.....you're in the WTF thread....

 

So you're researching past FL man shit from 2014? How far you going back? 1845 when we became a state?

 

To be fair, Florida Man has his own secure web site, which means it must be managed by Illinois Man...

https://floridaman.com/

 

Excellent point, sir!

 

It’s just a WTF going on in Australia and New Zealand. Seppos won’t be able to relate.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/bus...y/news-story/f7352271caf24245bd5c5b8be51abbbe

 

This arrangement of words makes absolutely no sense to me.

 

I had some kind of floor tile flip up off the road and I swerved, it hit my door frame on passenger side, hit the mirror and hit it hard enough to knock it off its normal locked place.

 

Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra penises in his luggage



Officers of the Kenyan Customs Services Department have arrested a Chinese tourist attempting to board a flight for Shanghai after finding a total of 510 genital organs from wildlife animals in his suitcases.
37-year-old Ming Zhang Wei was arrested this morning at the Jomo Kenyatta airport in Nairobi while carrying two suitcases full of animal penises.

The genital organs come from a variety of animals: 309 from zebras, 46 from baboons, 31 from buffalos, 27 from giraffes, 14 from lions and even 21 from pink flamingos.

A few penises were so badly preserved that their nature was impossible to identify.

Kenya Police Commissioner, Mathew Iteere, commented the case this morning, saying that more arrests could take place over the few days.

“We know that local poachers provide the Chinese black market with body parts from African wildlife. We hope this arrest could help us dismantle the entire network.”
According to Commissioner Iteere, this criminal network could have smuggled over 50,000 organs over the last few years.

“Our investigation has shown that Chinese couriers would transport similar quantities of organs by plane at least twice a week for the past two years. That means thousands of dead animals.”

Organs from wildlife animals around the world tend to meet a high demand in China, where traditional medicine often uses them to cure several aches and diseases.

Zebra penises, for example, are often dried, powdered and drank to cure impotency and increase the size of men’s genital organs.

Several animals around the world have seen their populations decrease as the high demand as brought the prices up and transformed illegal hunting into an extremely lucrative business.

 

Making ball soup?

 

I think it's because we don't speak Australian.

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