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...he's dropping off the truck for the wheel bearings...

 

Other than those with dentures, it doesn't go too bad for the rest of us and our prescriptions (minus the salt and half the butter).

 

Hey Miss Cuffs I found some scatt in the backyard we had foxes vist a couple nights ago, looks like they’re back.

 

Hot and humid... But why not?

 

Cust says nav doesn’t work.

Drive it.
Works fine.

Cust says I’d doesn’t know where I’m going.
So I drive it again and punch in an address.
Works fine.

Then says won’t tell me how to get there.
So I drive again and voice works correctly.

So they want me to go for a ride with cust.

Dam..

So they drive..
THEY START TALKING TO THE RADIO..

WTF...........

See it doesn’t work..

No phone, no blue tooth...

So I passed them of to the new car dept..
Let them show the cust how to run it..

 

I guess that's better then starting the next part of the conversation with "...... now look here, you fuckin idiot..."

 

Poop!
Cuties. Working on rodent control.

Pew pew!
Unless they’re rabid they get a pass. They really help with our gopher problem.

 

That reminds me. Valentines is up next. I better start shopping for something cool for the Husband. He got a nice Benelli for Christmas.

Was in Death Valley for a few days and was slightly surprised by all the scat I saw.

 

I like when people ask what animal it came out of, I tell them and a large percentage of the time they ask "what do they eat?".

 

Its gross, but I do pick apart scat to see whats in it. You know, to ID what it came from

 

These gopher teeth came out of a pile of poop.

 

I was really suprisede to learn we have beaver and river otter this far south. Not a lot, but they're here.

Edit: gophers are closer to the farm fields

 

Interesting. I might have wildly guessed otter, but certainly would not have expected beaver that far south.

 

I have to keep my wife from digging in gutpile so she can see if axis doe was pregnant
I quit gutting years ago

 

Whut?
No Xfinity voice command?

 

Don't need navagation equip. I'm married. Always have a source for commands as to where I can go and how to get there