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I straighten up other people’s wall pictures...

I also flip TP over the right way.

 

Wish someoe had told me this when I was younger.

 

Well you can still see so you only went 2 and a wiggle LOL :} I will go sit in the corner and await my head slap :} lol

 

DOH!!

RJ

 

Evening folks. Engineers aren’t all bad, some are. The bad thing is when the bean counters and the marketing asshats get ahold of it. This is when a great idea goes south.

 

Wonderful...

 

Really?
That’s nothing.

I just use my crossbow.

 

My Brother is Controller for a Major Company , I know what you mean !!

 

so what is the right way?????????????

 

I don’t wait that long,,,,,,,,,,

 

Paper over the top of the roll, with a nice folded dart on the end.

 

Over the top yes.

However the paper rips that’s how the end is...

 

I worked to many years in high end homes. When we staged a model house, it looked like someone lived there. All the bells and whistles, shoes on the shoe rack, toys on the shelf, soap in the soap dish, and yes toilet paper on every holder. When I was a field supervisor, I had to walk my models once a week, sometimes nature would call, yes it looked liked nobody had just dropped a Duce in that $2000.00 toilet.

 

Yep, over the top!

 

@Tacoma Mike

How does this wiring look ???

 

Once when my wife and I were looking at a house for sale, we went to look at the upstairs master bathroom, and someone had definitely dropped a big kid off at the pond!! We did inform the real estate guy who just muttered something as we left.

 

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
1998 Urban Legend
(1996) Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on state Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County Deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday.

Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-giggin' trip.

On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck's headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. A replacement fuse was not available, but Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.

After traveling approximately 20 miles, just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released.
"Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston (shot his intimate parts off) or we might have been dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how the accident happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught.

Incorrectly attributed to the Arkansas Democrat Gazette, 25 July 1996. The Gazette issued a decisive statement denouncing this story as a hoax on October 17, 1997.





Reference: Arkansas Democrat Gazette

 

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