1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You'd better not me and Dan would flip your truck the Benz your trailer and the tesla and whatever else

 

Like shit. It’s basically fancy Carp.

 

There is no you and dan. Its just Dan. He is on his own for this one.

 

Asian person here, cannot confirm.

I’m the kind of Asian who doesn’t like Asian food at all.

 

“ i love sushi, California rolls are my favorite”

 

It's not that bad shoot them in the head with a 22 then inflate them makes it eaiser to shin them

 

Inflate them? Wtf

 

Someone take it. I’m done hoarding parts.

 

Yeah no.

 

Dibs on the sliders

 

Just a waste of a bullet. They don't need a head or a brain. They will run off on you if you don't put them in a bucket.

I never tried the inflation method.

I just figured out how to clean them with their legs still moving. Once you figure out what way the legs are going to flex, they slit the skin themselves against your knife blade.

 

What? Never heard that? It separates meat from skin super easy. And yeah a bucket or horse troft (not sure on spelling) makes it easy.

 

No never heard of it. Never even had turtle soup.

 

You sad sad sad individual

 

Ye.... No thanks. Not big on turning my pets into my food source

 

Is it actually pretty good? What's the flavor closest to? I had frog legs and it was weird because it really did taste like chicken

 

Always fun times at the local Asian supermarket. They had turtles on sale too for $7.99 a pound, and live frogs on sale for $4.99 a pound.

 

What does turtle taste like? Like frog?

 

Frog legs are good. Had them breaded and fried at a buffet in Caesar’s Palace a few years back.

When I was in the Philippines, we drove for 11 hours from Manila up to the province. I get into my cousin’s house tired and hungry and they put a big heaping bowl of frogs in front of me.

Not frog legs. Whole ass bite sized frogs from the rice fields, head, eyes, bones and all.

I didn’t eat that night.

 

I don’t want to know. Turtles are pets to me and I don’t eat pets.