1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Oh helium so he can drive his truck across water. That's what @Jamesboy2233 needed.

 

Did he have his Gator nipple piercings

 

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

 

No, what’re YOU talking about Will-is?

 

Some of my friends actually call me Willis. One of my buddies calls me Willis so much, all of his friends that I have met actually think my name is really Willis. Lol

 

Damn, they really need to just cut their toe nails.

 

You could perform a full colonoscopy with those

 

Those would make somersaulting really easy

 

Lol why do I see you doing that in McDonald's

 

I've never worked a fast food job, I was a cook in a breakfast joint for a bit. I make a mean omelette or up to 8 at a time. Learned to make pretty much the whole thing without ever using much more than a pan and my hands so I didn't have to keep switching out utensils.

 

But if you did you would be like that picture right lol

 

Who wouldn’t be like that? McDonald’s is like the place “those” people go when Walmart’s closed.

 

Holy shit you're alive

 

I was active a lot yesterday

 

After them toothless cats? Lol

 

Hawt

 

You guys need to come do a weekend in Southern Utah man. I'll meet you guys there

 

Meh 2 out of 5 won't bang again