TTC ☆ OFFICIAL

or hey i have a funeral to go to

 

There’s paperwork for that one

 

or you have the shits and cant get off the can

 

Me: "Hey I have a funeral to go to"
Boss: "Oh I'm sorry. For who?"
Me: "This dead end job"

 

This is it

 

Neither are you

 

years ago, I decided one day I just didn't want to go in to work, so I called my boss, said I had diarrhea and was afraid if I tried to drive in I'd crap in my car. Boss let me off and said next time saying "I'm sick" would be sufficient.

 

BHAHAHAHHAA sounds like when i used to work at lexus

 

I called my boss one time when I had food poisoning and was throwing up too hard to speak. She eventually hung up and text me to say that while company policy stated an actual phone call had to be made she would make an exception in cases like this for future reference.

 

Same here. The grand parkway is coming.

 

So I'm thinking about what I should do with my tax return money. Skids or sliders? I'm thinking sliders.

 

I think I can put one in my snorkel and one between the air box and throttle body. Then I’ll be twin supercharged. Would I need an inter cooler though?

 

I thought about a performance mod instead of armor...

I thought about this
http://dirtydeedsindustries.com/product/2000-2006-4-7l-toyota-tundra-race-exhaust/

Or this
http://dirtydeedsindustries.com/product/2000-2006-4-7-toyota-tundra-bolt-on-race-exhaust/

Maybe even this
http://dirtydeedsindustries.com/product/fuel-injectors/

 

Saw a donkey grazing.... That ass is out standing in his field.

 

Those 12 hole 270cc injectors are tempting AF

 

Yeah it’s the shadow of the windshield decal @KENNY made for me.

 

More holes, more CC's injected

 

That thing forces so much air through your engine you will need gravity boots and a breathing device just to be near it