Northern Virginia Roll Call

glad you and @ilubtimmyhos made it out alright....that was a hell of a read, and I feel like that was the toned down version

 

Haha yeah it sounds like it...I guess you never know what the conditions are on that mountain

 

Once we were separated we legit mentally planned out what to do if we had to sleep up there lol

 

Strip down naked and hold each other for warmth.

 

It definitely is. I didn't want it to be too damn long. It was an insane day for sure,.

 

I have a double wide sleeping bag in the tent. We would cuddle so hard

 

me and Tyler were planning on how to get you off so we didnt have to stay

 

I bet its been a while since you were that happy hitting the hardball asphalt.

 

That's what she said?

 

You woulda kicked me out into the bed of the truck after smelling my feet after being trapped in those boots all day.

I took them off for the drive home and I wouldn't subject my worst enemies to that.

 

I wanted to kiss the damn asphalt

 

goldbond you fucking animal

 

Dude. Iraq. The entire country smells like that

 

Yeah yeah yeah. It's just those damn boots being waterproofish, they don't breathe well at all.

 

It was so close to a brokeback moment, that’s all the story is missing

 

I've been there twice

1. Shithook ride that went bad very quickly

2. MRAP rollover in a wady

 

You would pass up a chance to cuddle that ass hard

You need to spray them down.....let all the stank just stay in there

We may never know what really went on up on that mountain when they got "separated"

 

shithook as in the heli? Yeah fuck that noise. I'd be right there with you.

 

That's some crazy shit.

 

Yep Chinook. We went into a full evasive pattern followed by a rapid descent followed by a quick climb and a hard landing.......