San Antonio

Pull your retirement oldie I need them

 

Sell the house fake somebody's death get that life insurance check

 

Sorry, we're the only ones' left....

 

Guess who called me on Uber

 

My buddy Daniel

 

I wonder how he gets back Everytime

 

Where y’all going

 

I have one of these if someone wants it. Used of course. You will need to get the T-nuts.

 

Kerrville only 24 miles away

 

Sell it to me

 

I have crack bitches booze whatever you want

 

He was telling me right now he's not going to kerrville anymore cause there's no Ubers to get back

 

And he Ubers so much cause he gets a 40% discount

 

That cheby trying to be a taco he got front bumper and camper

 

Is it painted or textured finish

 

I guess he has another Uber "on the side" Brandon! Drop a tracker on him - no - we might not see you again. To quote Steve Miller - "take the money and run"

 

He's gone im picking up anantti she's hot little lady that works off main Street I pick her up and take her home from work

 

much better

 

I was being creepy and texted her and said I got your phone number now anantti lol she's gonna think I'ma a stalker now since I give her a ride to work everyday

 

Now thats a ceiling fan