Hey Connecticut!

Thank you CT.

Good Morning CT & just over the borders.
Quasi holiday, 3 day weekend, Monday off for some of you.

 

Do you mean next Monday, the 18th?! I'm off that day for some reason... So is the Mrs. And it's actually my daughter's 3rd birthday, so we're doing a little something at the house for her during the day.

 

Presidents’ Day is the 18th and that’s what I got off. Also took off the 12th -15th to make a long ass weekend. Can’t wait!

 

Presidents Day I'm told.

 

yeah, the 18th.

 

Happy 3rd Birth-Day Pappa! Getting Mamma some pretty flowers?
I like to get my Ma flowers on my Birthday. I mean - Mom did all the work & stuff. ;-)

 

I keep asking if she wants something, and for Valentine's day as well, and I always get a resounding NO. So... not getting her jack shit then.

Damned if you do... Damned if you don't though.

So who knows what I will really end up doing.

 

Clean her jewelry. That's always welcome & unexpected. Takes effort on your part, doesn't spend money she's saving for something you don't know about, it's all for her...

 

Good idea right there.

 

My life story!

 

That's why I'm single

 

It is summed up perfectly in this true story about my friend Joe.

Like me, he is always “wrong” and everything is always his fault.

When ge bought a new truck years ago his wife put on a bumper sticker that said “it’s Joe’s fault”

Years later, when he bought a new truck, she put a new bumper sticker on it that said “it’s still Joe’s fault”

On his most recent truck (he got it last year), the new bumper sticker she put on it said “it’s always Joe’s fault!”

 

NUNO

From someone a few days older than you.

When the wife says" I don't want anything "that's code,

Let me break the code for you.

You better buy me something.
It's the wrong color.
It's the wrong size
I already have that
It will make me look fat
You're guilty of something
You're doing this because you want sex

Code broken
TOMB

 

So spot on! I'm cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Skierrichy
I have the same plug relocation bracked.
Attaches to the main frame of the trailer hitch,exactly in the same location as the original.
Takes 10 min or less and relocates the plug 90 deg.
I've seen your handiwork .
The skill level is 1/4 beer.
TOMB

 

NUNO
I wouldn't mention it to the other half, in my case it never goes well.
But she kept me around going on 37 years.
She needs me to take the trash out and kill spiders.
TOMB

 

I'd be livid if someone put a bumper sticker on my brand new truck (s)

 

No, my 2015.

 

Morning everyone. Happy Friday at last.