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Drunk dude fights are awesome especially when they are 5 foot nothing and the alcohol has made them a foot plus taller so they pick an opponent that is actually that tall and usually 50 lb and 5 inches of reach more then the 5 foot guy. I know it doesn't always predict the ending but usually it does :}

Cypher

 

There's some big ol' corn fed boys down here but, thankfully, they were raised with manners. On average I have most of the other patrons by a foot in height and about 100 lbs. From my understanding this wasn't much of a fight as it was a domestic reckoning. It seems someone walked into the bar and punched another dude and layed him out. PD caught him down the street and the victim didn't want to press charges. So (my guess) he knew he had it coming or (another possibility) he's going to make last night's offender the victim at another time. Not sure what I'd have done if I was there. I can't hold the offender for the cops. I can't beat him up or I'd be an offender. My job is to protect the business. So, at best I'd have thrown his ass out anyway.

 

https://youtu.be/ni-QOPmJuzU

 

I called another plbr once a sloth. He’s like 450lbs and 8’ tall
I stepped back after calling him that. He didn’t know what a sloth was so I had to explain.
Two steps back.

 

I still have all my teeth

 

Reported

 

ROFLMAO again!!’

 

the 5 ft guy has the advantage from the ones ive seen as long as they stay on their feet he will pound the big guys guts till he cant draw a breath then bust him when he bends over to get a breath

 

This would work nicely and effectively in a bar fight , the Marine Corps Knife hand !!!

Watch how easily this Master Guns goes down !!!

https://youtu.be/DcaOr1TBA1w

 

Yesterday, this (50-something) just put down 400+ brick pavers and is feeling every last ounce of them. Its painful! Then thought hiking (with snowshoes) over 2 miles was a good thing today. Ouch. However! Checking the mail today, I am still AARP-free! Husband got a notice in the mail today for the first time, even though he's been 'eligible' for a couple years now.

Trip to Loretto, KY to pick up my barrel bottles from Makers Mark was booked today.

Otherwise all is well.

 

Mom isn't feeling well, she can't taste anything and doesn't want to eat much. We are young when you think about it. 93 is old

That would make Weesa a little kid

 

If he knows how to fight lol most of the drunk and stupid ones I see try what they see on tv straight jabs to the jaw or a round house to the side of the head. And unlike the movies it is surprisingly hard to knock someone out that way lol .

Cypher

 

Would these barrels be empty or full ..... Asking for a friend :}

Cypher

 

They call them sommer teeth somer there some aren't :}

Cypher

 

Mom is like that too

 

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Just got to the bar and the bartender gave me the whole scoop. Big guy sitting at the bar needling a guy average size for a couple.hours. Average size dude reaches over and hit the big dude's "go to sleep button" and knocked him out in the chair. No arguement, no raised voices just a "thud". 20 other people in the place and nobody witnessed it.