Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

I hate it when my girl has a RING on and it rubs against the truck when she opens the door. There are some nice scratches from it.

When I mention it, I'm the bad guy.

However she is more careful now.

I hate it when she complains that I park too far from the doors! However, I do offer to drop her off and pick her up @ the Entrance like "Valet"

She understands now as she does the same with her car now.

However I'm pretty Anal/OCD.

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i know it's probably been said but i hate it when my gf puts her feet on my windshield. everytime i look over all i see is toe prints

 

Excuuuuuuse me? I'd like to see you try and boot my ass out of your truck!

 

Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

 

You could just date girls with small boobs......are small girls with fakies....(dont' bounce as much.)

Ya, I'm bad...I have even been dumped because I am so particular about my truck......

and to all those concerning feet on the dash and window....I would lose it and stab somebody in the jugular or push them out of my moving truck! Man that would enrage me. It enrages me when I see girls do it in cars I don't even know.......I think it's trashy too.

 

My girl gives me shit for looking at other tacomas as they drive by instead of listen to her talk. She also gets mad at me because I usually give my bed rails a little goodbye pat when i leave, and as we're walking up to my truck I usually stop her from whatever she is going on about to comment on how good i think the truck looks.

But hey, I just got it. And I had to search for a long time to get my truck. Plus I noticed it freaks her out so I've been doing it longer than i would have if she had never complaoined about it

 

I cant stand it when my girl poops in the soda can cup holder and them asks me for a quarter...

 

Uhhhh....time for a new girlfriend?

 

dang violent! haha well its ok i just about killed someone tonight some homeless guy walked up to my truck asking for some money and dropped his fuckin BIG GULP all over my damn passenger seat he was damn luck the light turned and there was a po po behind me. god i was pissed!!

 

Sometimes girls, mostly anyone though, like when they start writing stuff when it just starting to dry from a rain that I have been driving through.

Slamming doors.. not a big problem.

Feet on dash.. Not a big problem. Alot of people do that.

I just hate all the trash that gets left in my truck bed or in the cab.

 

Complain about how the payments could be paying the mortgage.


Listen...I will live in my truck for the next 3 years if need be. I will make a nest out of a old newspapers, set up a lovely bungalow style hut in the bed out of cardboard boxes and plastic bags and I'll steal those fucking soda crackers they give you for your soup that NOBODY wants and use it to lure in birds and small mammals to eat for dinner.

Just stop bitching about the payments.

 

It's the Canadian way of life. And in the winter we'll cook the squirrels and birds on the electric space heater that I'll plug into the 110v outlet!

It's fucking fool proof!

 

Damn...mine too!! Some times it hits the window. It drives me FN crazy.

 

Coming from someone who's girl never messes with his truck. And that's because his girl friend is inflatable.

 

I hate it when my girl leans over and rubbing and putting your mouth all over my manual shift...
and i have an automatic tacoma... its distracting from driving.... jeez

 

I love strong women....I love you Ms. TRD.

 

They won't get in...

 

Spraying perfume in the truck! That crap lingers!

Other than that, I yell at anyone who puts their feet on the dash, writes on the windows, smokes (I don't care how hot you are, definitely not smoking in my truck) or messes with the radio. On that note, I think my current girlfriend is a keeper, she's the first one who actually understands the rules of the truck and lets me do any modifications I want to the truck!

 

Uhmm I'm his girlfriend