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Yup has a nice ring to it Roberto.

 

Never fear, it's not actually a lack of interest........I'll explain below.

I had to go to U-Haul on this one Jaime

The desire to "bond" with a partner is natural and something we learn at birth. It's stronger in men because the first person we bond with is our Mommies.

The response is relevant of course but the GIF is adorable so I had to quote it regardless.

The Love Doctor Is In - Part 1 of Infinity

Ok first and foremost, if your Nurse seems in any way a little apprehensive about anything you need to remember she is her own person and you are an addition. This can be a blessing for you however because you don't need to be so clingy unless she asks for that. On the other hand, never assume she wan't you to back off, if you do, and she doesn't she may misunderstand that and back off herself. Next thing you know three weeks go by and there aren't any communications. Best to let her know you are willing to give her some space to become acclimated to her new surroundings but that you are there for her and all she has to do is ask. This allows you to be connected and her to get comfortable.

Don't time anything, instead, milestone it. Meaning, don't go out one month after she moves here saying this is out one month anniversary, instead just say oh, this is the second time we've been to this place. Or maybe say something like remember when you moved here you thought this way about that and now you've changed the way you feel about it. Putting times on things can be bad because if there is a perceived time limit for something and it is not being met then it could be considered a failure. Whereas a milestone is something that happens while always moving forward.

Try to do things that involve other people she knows or you know once in a while. This will help enforce that you are a couple, but you can also be independent without any remorse. It's also good form to show signs of affection during these get togethers. But make sure you don't go overboard. A wink, or a slight hand hold is all it takes. You don't want to be the fool doing the Beeber Heart Throb sign with your hands from across the room.

Let her pick the places everywhere you go unless she is completely willing to let you decide. Then make sure to get as much information so she can choose if it is what she wants. Be confident though when you make a selection for both of you. You must always remain her rock.

Until we get to Part 2 of Infinity - REMEMBER !!!!!!!! FEBRUARY 14TH IS VALENTINES DAY AND IS NEXT THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rob the ladies man!

 

I knew Roberto would not disappoint!

 

Rob's whipped like a MoFo!!!!!!

 

Dont believe it.

 

You're married, you know who has the power and how effectively they can wield it!
What are we going to say? No? It what we will get!

 

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Valentines day? Is that a new holiday? I never heard of it. Why is it important?

 

How did you get this from her confusion over the zoo crew stickers. Just need to have all the recipients send you a text with a pic of them on their truck then she'll understand we are a bunch of odd fellows over our trucks. J

@Comatose you just need to plan a double date with Randall and his wife, have him drive Betty white then she may start to understand. Or take her on a wheelin' trip.

 

Got mine the other day...thanks buddy wifey was in my truck when I got the mail...dug through the bills and other unimportant stuff till I found the envelope....felt like Charlie on Willie Wanka finding the golden ticket or Ralphie gettin his decoder ring on The Christmas Story My wife said is that more patches or sticker crap?? What a buzzkill It went directly to my cooler of fame.

 

GOT MY STICKIES BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

I'm sure it will happen when he moves to Portsmouth.

 

I see open spots on your headlights

 

@ovrlndkull did you get your envelope?

 

Haven't checked the mail yet today.