1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Like you never done it in your early teens lol

 

Cheaper than viagra

 

Cause it’s trained

 

You to?

 

We have to find the bottom

 

Really? I see that stuff at 711 but never knew if it actually worked.

 

Swapping icy hot for your buddies lotion great

 

This is how this thread ends

 

Gimme that girls number lol

 

Going to 711 brb

 

Penile fracture is a very real thing and it ain't pretty

 

I know

 

goes from I to L

 

Drunk some Bird Dog, grapefruit kind

 

Had to look that up....I had good luck with Black Velvet whiskey when I was younger. Nearly made me a 19 year old father lol.

That stuff is terrible now though

 

That bullet sounds familiar

 

It's a cheap Canadian whiskey, comes in a big plastic jug on the bottom shelf. That's how you know it's good (aka terrible)

 

Hey man, free is free



Looks at id*

 

Drinking is a good tactic for under 30 year olds to get laid...when you hit about 30 it has the opposite effect on your stamina and ability.

 

My younger brother had it so much easier than I did...not only did he have me to buy him and his friends alcohol, he had my old ID and since we looked so much alike he could use it almost anywhere. I had to result to much more drastic measures to procure alcohol when I was underage.