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In birds the cloaca is also referred to as the vent, and among falconers the word vent is also a verb meaning "to defecate". Excretory systems with analogous purpose in certain invertebrates are also sometimes referred to as "cloacae".

Birds also reproduce with this organ; this is known as a cloacal kiss. Birds that mate using this method touch their cloacae for only a few seconds, sufficient enough time for sperm to be transferred from the male to the female. The reproductive system must be re-engorged prior to the mating season of each species. Such regeneration usually takes about a month. Birds generally produce one batch of eggs per year, but they will produce another if the first is taken away (they have the ability to produce more).

For some birds, such as some species of swans and ducks, the males do not use the cloaca for reproduction but have a phallus.
One study has looked into birds that use their cloaca for cooling (see Urohidrosis).

 

What can I say, Fred is good at what he does..........

 

I didnt do it.

 

You fucking FRENCHY!