Colorado B.S. Thread

Seriously, if he (r) would have been wearing my new Michelin shoes he would have just tamed the beast and rode it around.

 

We're in the 2019s bruh... Make sure you keep all genders in mind, even made up ones.

 

These are going to be fun.

 

Are you on 33's and going to 35's now? If so and you are going to sell the 33's my roommate might be interested

 

Holy “I fell into a vat of chocolate” batman! A Smother’s Brothers reference. Did I accidently click on the 50+ thread?

 

You may be the first person that got it without me having to post the video.
The original subject must've been before your time here.

 

Showing my age a bit.
Yup, only been on here about a year and a half.

 

Yes and I will have 5 285 75r16 ko2’s for sale in a month. PM me if interested.

 

Can anyone in Northern Colorado recommend an alignment shop that is worth a shit? I don’t have a level surface to do my own alignment and I’m way too far from Brian to drive all that way on a sketchy alignment.

Thanks in advance!

 

Sign up for the Firestone lifetime alignment. Go to one that has a Hawkeye machine. Anything else is Stone Age tech. I have no issue going back a couple times until it feels perfect.

 

Does anyone have a list of must do Colorado trails? I use trailsoffroad.com to find trails and would love to start a list of trails to accomplish this year. I’m thinking carnage canyon would be where I get off. Anything under that is game.

 

I got the Firestone lifetime and I've always gone to the one in Longmont and requested Tim. It's been a couple years so I don't know if he's still there or not.

 

Are old as fawk chainsaws worth keeping around?

No clue if any of them even run

 

Reported, someone has hacked ole Brett’s account, he never would willing right that last line.

 

I'm not aware of any closure that was in effect prior to the attack. They did close it down after the attack, and extended that closure a little, and ended up removing two more lions from the area before reopening it. I think it if had been closed and for that specific reason there'd be mention of that in all the related news and a whole lot more 'this guy is a fuckin idiot' rather than 'what a total badass'.

 

Not photoshopped

Unabashed brodouchery has made it to Firestone
Full purple suspension including leaf springs

Immediately after I put my phone away, a jeep drove by with low profile tires and axles or spacers so wide that no part of the tire was under the fender.

 

I love it when the huge stupid Dodges have their towing mirrors fully extended with no load, no shell, nothing. I want to have something hanging off the side of my truck to rip them off when I go by.

 

Did @Sub-Zero get a new truck?

 

I have the Firestone lifetime alignment (4 years so far, paid under $200 initially). The last time I was aligned, I went to the Firestone in Boulder off of 30th & Diagonal Highway. They seemed to do a good job looking at the numbers, but I'm not sure if they have the Hawkeye machine.

 

Out in Indiana for a military buddy's wedding. This is the rental, 2019 Ranger.. It's super clunky. Not a fan