Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

Good idea. This same logic should apply to talking. What would it look like if her mouth were to be hit by an air bag with it open? It could cut her tongue out, break her jaw, etc. Therefore, women in the passengers seat should SHUT THE F* UP!!!

 

yeah, i have alot of bad mental images about what happens to people in htat position during a wreck. i've contemplated googling for images but to be honest i dont really want to see them.

cant find a flaw with that logic. i gotta go talk to my gf...

 

haha i have had the same mental images about the dash thing, which i really dont understand in my taco (single cab) there is no damn room! the effin bench seat doesnt recline, cant move the bench unless i want too. so girls are usually curled up in a little ball with their feet on the dash, their ass hangin off the seat, that really cant be any better than just sitting up!!

ooo and this reminds me of another thing it pisses me off when they dont wear a seat belt or they wear the part that goes across your chest under one arm. it drives me nuts i refuse to move untill they fix it. i say "forgetting something" and they usually look at their makeup or look for their phone WTF?! haha

 

when they never finish a song. this one chick would listen to a song for about 30 seconds then change it and listen to another song for 30 seconds then change it again. good thing she is hot

 

It's annoying when they leave rubbish lying around instead of taking it with them and when they don't roll the windows all the way up when it's raining!

 

My best friend would always slam my doors pretty hard on my 4Runner. Never really bothered me until the constant slamming tweaked the doors so they HAD to be slammed hard to latch shut. lol on the 4Runner I get annoyed if passengers don't slam the doors, and on the Tacoma I get annoyed if my passengers don't gently shut the doors to prevent this problem from happening again

 

Maybe Wet Okole can come up with something for the passenger side dash!

 

haha! you said rubbish! i gotta start using that

 

My girlfriend always waits until I shut the truck off and then says "Um, I need to roll my window up!"
Hello, you knew I was pulling into a parking spot, roll the damn window up beyotch.

 

Back in the day before I was married, my old girl would get into my truck and do makeup and hairspray. WTF man that shit gets everywhere, and the hairspray totally glued the front glass making it terrible to clean. She was cool and wanted to look nice after coming from the river, swimming, softball, whatever, but damn girl.

 

Haha Holy shit, i wouldve gone 187 on a mothafuckin' cop for letting the hobo get close. isnt that a law in NM?

i hate when Nasty drunk lost girls throw rocks and beer cans at your truck when youre just trying to get a hilarious picture of them... a picture that to this day cracks me the fuck up

 

I like that thinking! I can just see someone's drink being thrown down! No one ever does that on my truck, but I would do that if they did!

 

So drop the jack stands down a couple of notches. Maybe she won't get so scared?

 

she throws/dumps her glasses, purse, phone, whatever into my cup holders. The plastic looks like somebody took sandpaper to it.

And when she doesn't lift her feet high enough to get in, the bottom of her high heels scratch the ledge. Can't help that so much, shes a short one.

Shedding hair.

 

lol, hilarious

 

My wife complains every time I want to take the truck that it's too hard to get in and out of...I only have a 3" lift but because of it she rarely wants to go in the truck...(we have a couple other vehicles) It's probably saved me a lot of frustration with feet on the dash etc. Also a lot of trash...It may just be a problem with the women in my life but they trash their cars...I'm constantly cleaning them out...I can't stand trash everywhere in a vehicle?

 

Heres a new one...
Every year around x-mas time people start putting little red noses and fuzzy antlers onto their cars. Every year my gf says "your truck would look sooooo cute with antlers!" I tell her meatloaf said it best when he said


"I will do anything for love... but I wont do THAT!!!!!!!"

 

you sure your not with the same girl as me? lol

 

lmao i remember that day very well......ok well kinda haha

 

Not putting the seat back when she's done driving. (5'6" vs 6'1" Makes it a lil cramped to try to get into). Putting Regular in when I explicitly told her Premium. Leaving my headlights on all night and day after taking it out the night before. (Fucker still started up first time no hesitations.)