1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/11/16/colorado-california-emissions-standards/

 

Of course you would try to buy that lol. Don't get me wrong it's cool and all...but wtf would you do with that thing.
Maybe I'm just getting older but I find I can't stand having stuff around and taking up space that doesn't serve any purpose.

Our limited house storage is FULL of crap that was my wife's mom's grandmother's father's uncle's stuff and it drives me crazy because all it does it take up space. But she can't get rid of anything that has any remote semblance of sentimental value. I forsee it being a problem in the future lol

 

Office chair.

This is one of these things that are cool enough to own just to tell people you own it.

 

That looks like a terribly uncomfortable office chair

Unless you could rig it to eject someone that you wanted to pull a prank on...that would be cool

 

That's why you upholster it with padding.

Oh I'm making it work again, I just need a lot of Takata airbags.

 

Make sure they're post-recall Takata airbags

 

No no, you're going to want pre-recall Takata airbags. That's how you know it'll work.

 

Ejection and an ass full of shrapnel...brutal

 

I never said I wanted to survive.

 

You should’ve seen all the crap we threw out in January. I filled like probably thirty 55 gallon garbage bags.

31 years worth of crap. It’s about 15 feet long, 5 feet deep, and 3 feet tall.

 

Did anyone use the toilets while they were on the street?

 

Living in San Francisco has taught me toilet and street and synonymous.

 

I get called redneck for running over my tailgate to straighten it. You have 2 toilets in a "junk pile" what does that make you?

 

A responsible landlord. I replaced two high flow toilets from 2005 with modern low flow Kohler Highline toilets.

And I got rebates from my city and PG&E for doing it, so technically I got paid to replace them.

 

Reminds me of that episode of Jackass years ago where one of them held in his crap for a week and then went to Home Depot and took a massive dump in one of the display toilets in front of a bunch of people

 

That was on there first movie. Went downhill after that

 

I used to visit model homes with my mom pre-market crash in 2006/2007. We would go to these huge McMansion neighborhood developments with houses that were in the millions. I remember each and every single model bathroom had a clear plexiglass cover on it that said "NON-FUNCTIONING"

 

Lol like the saran wrap prank but not as stealthy

 

Ooooo I forgot that one lol going to do the Saran wrap on door way trick lol

 

Played the saran wrap toilet seat prank on an old roommate years ago when he had food poisoning, that probably sealed my fate in going to hell. But man it was worth it