Texas Offroad Park Events (Updated 1-15-19)

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Jambo, all you need to know.

 

Amen, end thread. Lock it up boys.

 

yawn

 

Dude you better go!

 

I'll prob go, but it sounds like more standing around and watching than actual wheeling

 

Toyota folk are already notorious for being slow on trails

 

Oh lawd. It'll be as fun as you can make it brother.

 

Can I have @CarmenSanDiego feeding me Jell-O shots? That makes for a fun time

 

I mean, that is what Jambo is brah!

 

Thursday and friday is the best time for wheeling. Saturday there are a lot of events that people watch and participate in, it can be fun to watch people beat the crap out out of their rigs or you can go wheel since so many people are watching the events. The raffle takes all of saturday night after dinner if you participate and again a great time to wheel since everyone is basically there. All 3 days involve a lot of drinking. Sunday is mostly just packing up and leaving but some people run more trails before taking off. I recommend everyone go at least once because it really is a good time with a lot of sweet rigs.

 

Someone page the Jello shot fairy? This is about halfway through making jello shots last year. I believe I brought about 600. The entire refrigerator the week of Jambo is just liquor, jello shots and condiments basically.

 

need some for this weekend af

 

If I had time I would make some to send up with Jon.

 

This is what Saturday is for me now.

Thursday and Friday is full of wheeling and dumb ideas from drinking waaaaaaaay to much, I got there at 10am on Thursday last year and I started drinking at like 11am and did not really stop, that then turned into great ideas by like 5pm... Saturday is where you continue to drink, but talk about Thursday and Friday while watching other people do dumber stuff.

I still think @CarmenSanDiego needs a Jell-o shot launcher or some form of device that makes passing them between vehicles easier...

Pretty much what he said.

 

I agree. Design it and I'll use it. Last year I had a passenger carrying both our little backpacks they gave us full of jello shots and we were literally frolicking around passing them out at stops on the trail and camp and stuff.

 

Sounds like someone needs to buy some fairy wings so you can have a Jell-o shot fairy.

 

Slingshot. Simple, brutal and high likelihood of awesomeness

 

Will you Grace us with your presence this year sir? Didn't get to kick it with you last year.

Just a few hellos passing by

 

No, I'll be floating around the Pacific on the USS Ronald Reagan. We were together for the picture I thought