77 and boning

This is true

 

No.

 

I would assume around 70? Anyone can have a flat tire depending on the level of consumption of whiskey

 

I dont understand why the NFL gets involved. What does the NFL care? What a man does on his own time is his own business.

 

Not when you are the owner of a multimillion dollar franchise.

 

If a guy wants to get whacked off for 80 bucks once in awhile it really shouldn’t be anyone’s business. We all pay for it one way or another and he just chose the cheapest option

 

There are probably clauses in the contract the NFL makes them sign

 

I dont see why that matters...

 

Inappropriate causes

 

Well the Patriots just won next years super bowl. Every damn time these assholes get suspended they just come back and win. It’s like the reverse madden curse

 

When all else fails, lower your standards.

 

Think of all that top of the line lotion you could buy lol

 

Present company included?

 

All I can afford is the $19.95 reach around. Thanks TW!

 

That’s like the wegmans of reach arounds.

 

Gold.

I nearly spit out my Genny bock laughing

 

You know you’re poor when you can only afford the reach around in the ghetto (portage rd.) Tops parking lot in Niagara Falls

 

70 makes sense