Out of left field moment with gf/wife?

Has your girlfriend or wife wanted to do something that just totally came out of left field?


I was dating this chick who really wanted to know what it felt like when a guy pee's standing up .....So one night she followed me into the bathroom and asked if she could handle the hose while I took a piss ..............and I have to admit,it was a very strange feeling/experience................

 

impressive post. i am shocked

 

LMAO! most epic thread EVARRRRR!

I have had no similar experiences to that. lol

 

Ya that's pretty random,and weird

 

Hahahaha that must of been a life changing experience.

 

Just don't pee like she does hahahahahah

 

I have done that many times. Strange? Well that would be more like asking you to cut off her nipples with scissors - happened to my roommate in college - she was pissed when he wouldn't do it.

Have a girl pooh on your chest? My friend I worked with dated this FREAK that wanted to do that to him. The settled on her pooing on a glass table while he was under it! I think they called it a 'glass bottom boat'

I hope I have helped you! Holding your unit while pissing - not strange - Doing the crap I've outlined about - NOW that's CRAZY!!

 

I think you pretty much crowned the king on this one surf...

EDIT: Ha, never mind ^^ that did

 

dude, almsot every chick I've been banging or dated has wanted to do that. you gotta be joking if this is the first time you've ever had a chick ask, or do that.

 

hah, thats some sick shit right there. :barf:

 

A young lady I "dated" back in college had to this day, had the strangest request I have ever received from anyone.

One night, after a campus party, we were back at her apartment and doing the things you see in movies starring Peter North and Chasey Lain (yes, I'm aware of how old they are, thank you).

As we moved to the position most commonly referred to as "doggystyle" she looked back and said, "I want you to hit me."

"Excuse me?"

"I want you to hit me. Right here, in the mouth. Not too hard, I don't want to get knocked out or anything. Just enough to get a little blood trickle."

Now, I'm not the type to judge anyone on their choices in life and love, but that kinda took the wind out of the relationship.

And, no, I did not hit her.

 

The 1st time I was asked it was out of left field......was not expecting it..............I did date this bipolar chick who when we had sex asked me if she could call me by her brothers name..................

 

so, did you let her?

 

I'd hit that!!









j/k!

 

Maybe I should have titled it whats the crazy a sickest shit your g/f / wife has done..................

 

What do you think?..............1 tip, don't argue w/a bipolar chick off her meds...............

 

Well, at least she didn't ask you to call her by her brother's name while you were putting it in her poop shoot!

 

Unless she's the one that want's to get hit!!!