Out of left field moment with gf/wife?

So I was out on a first date with this cute girl who was barely 18 that I asked out from the Wendy's drive-through eons ago. We pull up to a stop light just in time to start a very odd first-date conversation:

Her: "Sooooooo... what are your thoughts about men hitting women?"
Me: "That's BS... no man should ever hit a woman"
Her: "What if it's sexual?"
Me: "Um... well... um... "
Her: "And would you call me daddy?"

Later that night she's showing me her odd whip and restraint collection.

Date #2 we were standing in a sex toy shop buying different types of whips and restraints. Even weirder was that she was hardcore vegan and didn't buy any leather products so we had to find all vinyl/plastic stuff. Come on... girls with daddy issues and baggage are the best sportf**ks out there.


I paddled, spanked, and punched (yes, punched as she begged for it) that for 8 months before she left me for a huge black dude

Strangest time of my young dating life, but worth every second.

 

She was only 18? Yikes.

 

epic

 

By a month. I had to check her ID because I was 22.

 

I mean yikes as in what's an 18 year old doing with a collection of whips...?

 

before my wife and i got married she was drunk one night and wanted to hold it for me..haha pretty cool i though. and it was.

epic thread

 

Big time daddy issues. How she got such an early start on the collection is beyond me, but who was I to ask such questions

 

The only problem with a girl holding it while you wizz is that if you don't concentrate you end up peeing in your own eye.

 

how would you piss in your own eye? if she is aiming then there shouldnt be a problem...

 

I have a feeling I know where this will end up... lol.

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I might as well contribute though... The wierdest I've had lately is chick who gets off going down on me as soon as I get done hittin it... Like straight porno style.

 

^nice. cant complain about that!

 

^ No complaining here! ^

 

hahaha my girlfriend did that exact same thing. I eventually let her hold it.. very weird.. She also keeps begging me to let her stick her finger in my bum hole during sex . I've yet to give in to that.

 

I stick it in hers but NEVER vice-versa. That's just weird and gay.

 

Technicaly there is nothing that a girl can do to you that would be gay...unless she is railing you with a strap-on...

 

weird.

 

Only an Oregonian...

So you finished her off with the hammer? How hard did you hit her with it?

 

what if you two ended up fighting or you pissed her off and she went to the cops saying you beat her and had the marks to prove it?

 

You're assuming she can control the beast when it starts to rise.