GraveYard Shift BS

Don't let her back in?

 

She might throw eggs at the place or something. I have a mortgage man.

 

5

 

Jesus Christ is 5 “if I can’t have you no one will” and then she stabs me?

 

A friend of mine, his sister actually shitted on her boy friends head whilst he was sleeping. This was after an argument. She also pulled his own gun on him, and latter kicked out a patrol car window.

I can't recall if this all happened in the same night or over a few nights.

 

Sounds like a keeper.

 

Just put two @koditten 's in a glass, stir, and count to 60. She will be running out like a fire cracker

 

Thats why i never bring em home. Always,go to their place.

 

Dumpster out back.

 

Maybe she's into bad boys. Maybe you need to be really nice to her and she'll lose interest

 

Not that desperate.... Yet.....

 

All women are into bad boys

 

Until they want to settle down and have a household haha

 

Yeah I’ve never had this problem. I guess I know now.

 

You know I want to believe you’re lying but that’s too oddly specific

 

Or in my case, i live on base. Makes it harder to get in

 

Really, all this would be solved with a garbage disposal in the bathtub.

 

I don't know of ANY reason why it'd be okay to call a woman a Clinton. That'd brutal.

 

Make sure to throw some lemon rinds in after.