GraveYard Shift BS

Gotta be careful with redhead though...extreme volatile and unpredictable.




I am married to one.

 

Yeah... But, in my experience they are usually down for any kind of adventure. "lets drive two hours for my favorite chicken sandwich." and she says "okay! Can we bring the dirtbikes?"

 

To this day my wife wants me to find a reasonably priced TJ to recreate a cold October night hour plus drive top down no doors to the cape cod coastline for dinner under the stars with the ocean waves crashing around us.

 

Well gents time to head home and hit the hay, talk to y'all tonight.

 

See what I mean? Most blonde girls don't want that shit.

 

Gah, we have these cubicle half wall things that don't quite go all the way to the ceiling.. I really wish they would, this one guy on nights is so fucking loud and has something to say about everything and I hate it and I want to be able to shut a door never have to hear him again.

 

Lmao well problem with that is that would’ve probably made her realize she didn’t have my name or phone number and I really wanted her to leave without realizing she has not way of getting in contact with me.

 

Oh you missed a lot. Yesterday morning I was giving a play by play of me trying to get this fat chick out of my house that got a little too comfortable. She was supposed to go to work for 7am but was seriously just trying to skip and stay in my bed. Basically if you watch the sex scene from American pie beta house when he picks that girl up from the sex addicts meeting is basically what I had to deal with.

 

I got caught up in an excel project(I got tired of one of the things we use). My director walked in and saw what I was doing...……………….I just got a shit ton of brownie points. He liked my version better

 

Yeah but I doubt she’ll find her way back honestly. She lives about 30 minutes away and doesn’t come to the city often and I drove the way down the street where there’s no street sign so I think I’m good.

 

I like this excel story

Tell me more

 

Well shit. My googlefu is on the fritz. I was trying to find a clip of "Summer Nights" from Grease of the "Tell me more, tell me more, tell me more"

 

So happy to be out .




Off to go smash with my imaginary friend !

 

Ann Visible?

 

I've got thirty minutes.... then I wait 30 in the truck for the lady I carpool with.

 

Didn't Denise Richards show her fun bags? I swear I remember seeing them and rewinding that a few times

 

Lucile and her 5 sisters?

 

Jill and Lill