1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

If it's R&M shipping have fun. I had a lazy retard who didn't get out of his truck. Instead blew his horn till I came outside and offloaded mine myself. And you better believe I called his boss about it.

 

What are emissions? Jk

 

My UPS guy does this. Next time he does too I'm gonna have a chat with anyone who'll listen

 

Haha what?

I mean, our emissions testing sucks, but it doesn’t suck as much as MA inspections would be.

 

Oh I told his boss that I could of gone to the truck Depot and get it myself at the rate they got to my place. Cause the original date they "forgot" to come by.

 

Never heard of them so I hope it's better than my experience.

 

oh wtf.... not again.

 

it's like a window into the 7th circle of Hell

 

sucks for them, I read through some of that thread awhile ago. Sounds like guys are having to plan on swapping stock parts back on just for the state inspection and then re-installing afterwards and hoping not to get pulled over in between. I really hope that doesn't start spreading to other states.

 

God damnit, now I'm getting flashbacks from PS3 days playing Dante's Inferno. Look up some of that crap disturbing

 

Luckily I usually have the same USPS driver and UPS driver. I fix my mailman’s F150 and MDX every now and then so he takes care of me. I have his number and he has mine so he lets me know if there’s anything up.

Always friendly with the UPS guy whenever he comes around so he always makes an attempt to deliver whatever I ordered.

 

don't make me ignore you Mike lol

I'm not really bothered by typical freaky/gory stuff, I watch movies like that sometimes and it doesn't phase me. It's the creepy shit you wouldn't expect like that Momo figure (which was actually originally a character from a children's book I read, wtf) and that horsedog abomination that Zane posted that gets to me

 

my FedEx driver broke my welder by throwing it out of his truck. Right when I walked out the door. Scared the shit out of him when I ripped that door wide open and got 2" from his face.

worst dentist ever

 

shweet, my misalignment spacers are finally arriving from King tomorrow...finally going to fix the damn bearings in my coilovers. Getting to where I have to lube them every morning and sometimes twice a day to get them to not make noise. Been putting it off because I wasn't sure what kind of spacers to get but hopefully these are the right ones.

 

You had to say Momo god damn you ryan. I'm going godfather on your ass and putting a horse head in your rtt

 

I think they're cute. Now you can get big slobbery kisses from pasture puppies too. Although regular horses will lick you to death anyway if they suspect you have food

 

this mask kind of freaks me out, too

 

Ordering one when I meet you in person. Going to wake you up wearing it.