What does everybody look like?????

#smartass

 

You're vertically challenged

 

The final boss

 

Wait.... WHAT? Here all this time I felt like I was 6 foot!!
I’m 5 foot... I’ve learned that I have to do a lot of climbing up on shit to get to what I need.
My smart ass kids googled my size.. apparently I’m the physical size of a 12 year old! They’re assholes... idk who raised them!!!

 

Nothing wrong with a short woman. My wife accuses me of having a midget fetish all the time.

 

LOL

 

Fine dining in St Augustine

 

@Taco critter

 

you look like my neighbor...you could be brothers...

 

My wife's 4'11" it's kinda funny watching her climb the kitchen cabinets to get something. lol

 

That’s exactly what I do!! Believe it or not, my daughter is 6 foot! She had a baby, got pregnant 5 months later. Her and her hubby wanted their kids close in age like mine are. They find out it’s Identical twins!!! She panicked.... understandably so. Here’s a pic of me trying to comfort her...Side note: The Sames (as we call the twins) came 2 days before big brothers bday. 3 babies in less than a year!

 

Congrats on all those grandkids.

 

Thanks!!! Have another one coming in a month from my youngest son.... this will be our first girl

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/40s-50s-midlife-crisis-gtfo-my-lawn-thread.162787/

 

I doubt my son will ever get married. His plans are to become filthy rich and not share with anyone. I do hope the ole man gets a small kickback. You know, for the 18 years of free room and board and a car to drive.

Congrats on the soon to be new arrival!!

 

His plan to become filthy rich is a good one!

 

Congrats on the grands. I only have 1 grandchild at this point, hoping any more are a year or two away.

I sympathize with the height differential from generation to generation. My grandfather was 6'5", his brother 6'7", sister 6"4", son 6'6", other son (my dad) 5'8", me 5'8", my son 6'5".
Apparently there is a slightly recessive "short" gene in my family. I was always a small child, shortest in all class pictures prior to high school. As I recall in 4th or 5th grade there was a wheelchair bound kid in the photo next to me and sitting in his chair he was taller than I was standing next to him. I was 4' in 8th grade and finally hit a growth spurt toward the end of my 9th grade year, made it to 5'8" around graduation.

 

Another selfie.
I love taking pics of myself

 

Very nice!