Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

was going to give my gf some shit about putting her feet on the dash one night coming home from a party, turns out, she had broke out a vibrator and was working it on the way home.

this is the only acceptable time for the feet to be on the dash

 

Nah, don't pull over. It's an easy way to explain the swerving to the cop.

"Come on officer, would you be able to drive straight with THAT going on next to you?"

 

But that leaves a goo puddle in the seat and it smells like you just got back from fishing for the next 3 days!

Really, some of you guys sound testically subdued.

Smoke in my truck? Get the flock out!
Feet on my dash? Get the flock out!
Jack with my radio? Get the flock out!
Slam my door? Get the flock out!
Mess with my A/C? Get the flock out!





Vibrator? Here put this towel under your ass.

 

I must have them trained now....

Smoke in my truck? Get the flock out!
Feet on my dash? Get the flock out!
Jack with my radio? Get the flock out!
Slam my door? Get the flock out!
Mess with my A/C? Get the flock out!
Eat, Drink ! Get the flock out!
Touch the glass ! Get the flock out!

They don't like it they can walk. My last truck got fucked up by not enforcing the rules. Now they say man are you ever picky..
I say buy your own truck then you can do what ever you want in it.

 

would love to hear about that goo puddle(you might want to have her checked out). sorry, my girl doesn't leave a snail trail. however, i knew this girl back in VA, i could see it with her

 

You mean you don't already lay out a towel before she hops in? Man are you slipping.

 

Nope, no slipping untill after she goos the seat! LOL

 

Sorta walked into that one, didn't I?

 

Geeez. Where to start. Let's begin when she stuffs trash and all sorts of crap in the door pocket. I pull a grip load of trash out when it comes to cleaning the inside. The seat is pulled up and when I get in the truck after she uses it, I always bash my knees in the damn dash. Grrrrrr When she gets out and when it comes time to close the door....SLAM!!!!! God damn, that just bugs me. She's like, "What?" And today. I get in the truck after she uses and what do I find? A half eaten Three Muskateers Bar in the little pocket by the gear shift. That was the straw that broke the camels back. It just makes me crazy.

 

Female.. truck... Female... naked... um... yeah, do what you want.

 

word my chick has highlighted hair so it stands out on my black wet okoles lol

 

Definitely the feet on the dash and garbage in the door!!! What's the deal???

 

Just so you know... everything they do has purpose. They are laying claim to their territory, just be glad they don't pee on the truck. hehehe

 

X2

 

My wife uses the damn vanity mirror but then doesn't put the visor back up.

 

Complaining over suspension noises. Filling my console area up with lip gloss, makeup etc.......

 

It annoys me when they talk. Just shut the hell up already.

 

Getting in my truck and moving all my shit around!

 

calling my truck cute, slamming my door hella hard, spilling drinks and shit,