Whatever

Yeah, seems I spilled coffee on it and ruined half of the cards...

 

The other half?

 

Feeble stories of no consequence.

 

I question your use of the word adults!

 

I have chiro apt to try to do therapy on this damn shoulder! I’ll see what I can come up with when I’m done.

 

Wait... you want real stories?? I thought we could do the picture interpretation again and add-ons..... real stories?? YIKES!!!

 

Hello.

 

Your choice. Great to see you being a team player. Others could learn from this.

 

So , one time I was at this ditch party. This guy I went to school with kept bummin smokes. (I quit years ago). I had no problem with this, we were pretty good friends. He came from a religion where it was pretty much acceptable to drink at any age but smoking didn't fly. Late that night we went to his house to crash. Pls dont read crap into this, if a persons parents were gone, that's where you crashed. Btw, his family were millionaires, they owned the local trash company and had contracts for my town and many others.
They didn't live in a nice house though, it was average/small.
So we get to his house and bullshit for a couple of minutes and he points me to the spare room. I pass out quickly and a couple hours later he wakes me up screaming, "Bob, Bob, the house is on fire!" Well the second I wake up, I can't breathe. I dont mean breathing is difficult. I mean I can't breathe one small fucking breath. So he grabs my arm and yanks me toward the door (you can't see anything) and for some reason I pull away and run across the room. I hit a large picture window and busted thru it and landed on the ground outside. I was cut up and bleeding and covered in black smoke. He ran around and came outside and was like, "what the fuck you do that for." So I got in his truck and drove to fire dpt. I honked and they came out and I said "_____" house is in fire. The fireman said "bullshit" so I got out of the truck, covered in smoke and blood, and said "does it look like I'm fucking kidding". They hopped in the truck and came to put the fire out. I spent 2 days in the hospital because of the smoke. They tried to release the other guy in a few hours but he said his dad was gonna kill him and he wanted to stay in the hospital as long as I did.
Come to find out, one of us had dropped a cig in the couch and the foam cushions had caught on fire and the black smoke pretty much ruined everything in his house. This was in prolly '85 or '86. His parents insurance company sent my dad a bill for 37k and he threw it in the trash. We had no money. Later an ins adjuster came to see me and asked me who was smoking in the house. I said we both were. He said the other kid said just me. I said because he doesn't want his dad to beat the fuck out of him. Anyhow, we both were smoking and after my dad threw away that bill, I apologized to that kids dad and it was over. He still lives in this town and we get along fine when we see each other.

Next?

 

I went to my Chiropractor apt today as he is now handling my post op physical therapy. I was sitting on the table with my back to him and he was standing behind me. He had me move my bad bad arm and then my good arm to compare the difference in movement. I didn’t realize how close he was standing to the table. When I had to show him how I could move my good arm behind my back....I cupped his nuts!!!

 

Lucky bastard.
I meant, I hope you can climb out of this tragic situation.

 

He scheduled me every day for the next couple of weeks.... weird

Jk he was very professional and I acted oblivious... I mean what do you do in that situation?!

 

So the Dr. was professional about it,how bout the patient.

 

I did mention it was an “accident” ... or was it??

 

I remember being extremely high (meth is a terrible fucking drug)
My buddy and I were running around town and made a stop at a liquor store or something (can't remember). I waited in the car, my Honda crx. He hopped back in the car, stereo bumping some obnoxious rap music. For some fucking reason I turn left out of this driveway..... now I have lived in this general area for many years, my girlfriend at the time lived less than .5 miles from this location. I drop the clutch on 1st gear, quickly jump to 2nd and BAM!!! I hit the center fucking curb island which was around 14 inches tall. Launched over over it at about 3ft high and landed on the other side and quickly pull into the left turn lane. The light turns green, I make the left and quickly pull into the first driveway on the right.
Park, get out in a panic about my car and the cops coming. Someone had to of seen that shit and either fell over laughing or dialed 911. Didnt know. I was an expert at changing a flat out when sober (well, on weed anyway), so.... this should go pretty quick. I get the damaged rim / flat tire off and the non full size spare on in about 15 minutes. We jump in and continue our journey. I dont remember what we did after that, but when I got to finally see what happened In the daylight hours. I was horrified. I had a 15 x 6 rim with a 205 tire.... not stock. That giant rim was ruined and it got pushed into the cab mount and pretty much destroy the passenger side of that Honda. Turned it into the insurance and had ot fixed. Cops never came and we lived to get high again.
Stoooopid kid shit.

 

I'm glad you think so, thanks.
You're a sweetheart.

I've been busy all day with my chainsaw.
A big-ass maple tree came down and blocked my neighbor's driveway.
She's a sweet little old lady, and it would have cost her money she cant afford.
As for the wood, I'm keeping it. It's split but not stacked yet.

I need a nap.
I'll be back soon though, keep the thread going.
Make sure you rag on Brandon some for me.

 

What, the Ford Ranger thread?
Ugh. Dueling fanbois. The knives are out.

Or have I missed something good?

 

No, the tacomabeast is a douche thread
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/tacomabeast-douche-bags.598111/

 

Thanks, I'll check it out later.
Sounds good.