ASSHOLE PARKING

My wife hates women wearing boy shorts that are too small so it looks like they have a horizontal and vertical ass.

#quadbutt

 

thought this was an Asshole Thread, not what surrounds it.

 

Can't have the hole without the ass.

 

The hell you can't. Just wander around Waikiki at the height of the season, and try render that opinion again. Some of the most hideous sights because for some misconceived reason, "I'm on vacation, and that's how they do it here........." I simply don't go there any more.

 

I have to dislike because I can’t read the plate and stalk them.

 

I don't get why people cover up license plates on the internet . You drive down the road for all the world to see . The numbers aren't some big secret or worth money or anything .

 

I dunno, just seemed like the right thing to do

 

I don’t ever want to see any of you with your shirt off. Quit scratching your ballz. Quit digging in your ass. And for gawdsakes quit leavin skid marks. Wipe til it’s clean.

Don’t be bitchin about a woman’s ass when your fat dunlapped bellies, nasty toes, hairy asses are just a gross.


Now. For today’s submission:

This fine specimen is not only a government vehicle, it’s a law enforcement officers...

 

AMEN!!!!

 

That kinda hurt

 

Really?
This is why the bad boys get great girls. They don’t have imaginary ideals of waharva great gal looks like. They’re more realists. The so-called good guys are just dicks in disguise. talking shit like that, and you wonder why you lose? All the men want 22 year old models when they themselves look like raccoons fighting in a burlap sack.

 

My wife wears clothes that fit her and look good on her, and is the first to comment on another woman’s bad underwear choices. That’s where I learned this.

I also learned that women hate other women, especially in formal events, at work, in stores, and parking lots.

Sometimes, shopping carts are left next to other cars on purpose. It’s sad.

 

Did you see the guy /girl get out of the Audi ?
If they use forearm crutches, regular crutches or a wheelchair you'll appreciate them using that spot instead of bashing the shit out of the side of your car parking in a narrow spot. You have sliders so your good to go, your protected.
Even if you have your leg in a full cast, busted femur, you need to be able to open your door all the way getting out.
If they parked and ran into the gym thats bad for sure.

 

If they did, why would the be at the gym...

 

If you were injured tomorrow from some accident would you sit at home on the couch doing nothing ?

 

Doctors can easily and readily hand out permitted parking placards (handicap parking) for such instances. If you need one, get one. Otherwise don’t be an asshole.

 

Totally agree, if you need one - get one. and don't sit at home feeling sorry for yourself.

 

If I was on crutches/or in a cast, yes. What the hell am I supposed to do, go lift things with my mind?

 

So if one of your legs gets banged up you are totally screwed, you wouldn't go outside, you would hide inside?
if you used to go to the gym you would stop ? Your arms still work, hypothetically your other leg is fine.