GraveYard Shift BS

Close Encounters of the Third @koditten

 

James Bond was the only Agent with a license to @koditten

 

Is @koditten a tiny kitten?

 

I heard he liked it shaken not @koditten ed

 

Women have a vagina and men have a @koditten

 

Not a chance..... @koditten is

 

@koditten put the OD in Kitten

 

Jedi's used sticks and stones before @koditten gifted them the force

 

Spock used the @koditten the death grip

 

@koditten

 

I heard @koditten did the 12-Parsec Kessel Run in 4 @koditten 's

 

Don't gamble in Vegas. The @koditten always wins.

 

I heard @koditten was the original gateway drug

 

If @koditten doesn't read all these and get as big a laugh as I have...…...we failed

 

The Egyptians sacrificed virgins in the name of @koditten 3000 years in advance, In preparation of his arivsla

 

One of those dead virgins gave birth to the @koditten

 

@koditten has been a super hero in the public eye for so long it's amazing that nobody knows he's really Kirk Kent and works for the weekly planet

 

They always say be yourself unless you can be @koditten ………...then always be @koditten

 

All for @koditten,
@koditten for all!

 

annnnnnd @koditten scared everyone away. Nice going, Kirk.