I want stories of lunatic neighbors

Just come to guam with me Conner. We will split the cost of the raft.

 

2” roofing nails, they work fine.

 

Pics of the nail and the tire?

 

This is my crazy assed neighbor burglarizing my place. He just noticed the camera. I had him arrested and charged but thankfully he croaked before the trial so I didn’thave To miss any work over his sorry ass. He was stealing change out of my coin jar.

 

Holy shit!

 

Yeah, we're going to need more.

 

This guy was my neighbor for 10 years and I had heard rumors of him having a record and being a general dirtball. Never had much contact with him, but last summer I had reason to suspect that someone had been in my place when I was out cutting the grass. (I live alone). Didn’t think much of it until I noticed that my coin jar was considerably lighter than it should be. So, I get me a security cam, motion-activated, infra red, etc... Set it up and wait........Fast forward two weeks. Time to cut the grass again, finish up come back in and check the camera. Fuck me. Call the cops and show them the footage and they are laughing. “Wait till we show this at roll call tomorrow!” So they go next door and arrest the guy, hearing set for a month later or so but about a week after this he’s dead of an overdose. I like to think he used my money to off himself, it comforts me to know the money went to a good cause. Anyway, that’s the thumbnail version.

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar.... checking out the back window to make sure I’m still outside.... and returns to grab some more change and spots the cam.

 

Wow...

 

My sentiments as well.

 

At least he didn't steal the Trilene.

 

Or any of the 15 or so custom surf rods. He wouldn’t have got off so easy.

 

Holy shit .some of these are good stories .I'm Canadian.
At my cottage I like to make blowout bombs . Fill a piece of pipe with used gas seal it off throw in the woodpile.
I'm the redneck, but I check the neighbors aren't home.
If I'm the worst anyone has to deal with, then the world ain't that bad. (But I don't want to deal what you others deal with.)
Good luck, have fun, but be respectful, eh?

 

So... my 4th grade English teacher is my next door neighbor. He's been miserable his whole life, and I'll admit I was an ass in his class lol. He had the habit of kicking or throwing anything of ours that rolled onto his lawn back onto ours. Well, I let my cat out at night for his routine neighborhood inspection, and decide to follow him to see what this assholes does... my neighbor kicked my cat and hit his ribs. I yell out to him, and he just looks at me, and goes back into his house. Next day in class, he acted like nothing happened, but I decide to tell my peers what a huge asshole he is lol. I usually park my truck in the street when I use the driveway to wash a car or now the lawn, and I've noticed nails behind my tires once I go to move it back onto the driveway.

 

lol

 

Both are things you should be calling the cops about. Aside from that if I saw someone kick my cat they’d be getting a beating.

 

Guy "tripped on the sidewalk" running back to his house before the cops arrived.

 

Poor guy ended up with broken ribs and a face full of nails. Oh well, accidents happen.

 

I love that the only things u seem to keep in ur house are fishing and alcohol related

 

I mean... I was 9 years old lmao.