Whatever

I'm addicted.

 

I know her!

 

@buckhuntin-tacoma
You must include truck name in thread.

 

It was 1983-ish and I was driving myself and my best friend to school one morning. We lived in a lowish income subdivision of trailers and site built homes outside of town in a small heavily wooded lake community. We were just coming out of the subdivision gates when we see this parked truck off in the grass right against a treeline. I slow as I notice the truck begin to roll. Not sure what's going on, I come to a stop in the road and the truck picks up speed revealing a dude with his pants down between where the truck was parked and the treeline. Now the truck is "full on" rolling across the road left to right (perpendicularly) right in front of us and the dude gives chase across the road, following his truck, pulling up his drawers on the fly. The truck makes it to the opposite side of the road into the grass shoulder and finally striking a tree in the treeline. This happens just as he catches up to the truck when the door flings open from the impact and knocks him on his ass... True story! We still laugh at that one to this day...Still friends since the sixth grade. I'm 51 this year!

 

Before I read this, thank you. Now I read.

 

Good job! And same age. '86 I assume?

 

Graduated in '85. I had just started driving in '83 when this happened. Still haven't topped this visual while driving (in the humor category) yet...
You're welcome btw. Now I'm pretty much tapped out of good stories (that I remember) You guys are a hard bunch to keep up with. But It's fun

 

Tell some you forgot.

 

This one time at my Chiropractor's office while in the porta potty...

 

Intrigued

 

Literally everyone subscribed to this thread

 

Not even close

 

And now they're all in bed.

 

(NM)Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

 

I think little Johnny was dirty Ernie's cousin.

 

Lol!!!

 

Why me??

 

Cause that guy was asking. You dont have a truck name?

 

Ok, here's one. It's not about me but it's decent so I'm gonna jump right in. Prolly skip some punctuation and quotations cause my pecker finger is already tired.
I have a buddy I have been friends with for 30+ years. I was at the hospital when his daughter was born and he was there when my son was born. His daughter got married about 3ish years ago. I really like the guy she married. We've gotten to be pretty good friends. Anyhow, I heard he had been in the clink once, so me being a nosey bastard, had to ask for full details.
He was married before for a period of time and the relationship went south. After the divorce his bf asked if he would mind if he asks the ex out. He said no problem, good luck with that. After some time his bf and ex (BFnX) moved in together. So one morning my friend got up really early to go to work. When he went out to his car it had been spray painted. The windshield was completely covered in paint. He was slightly pissed. So he went in and got something to clean a small area of the windshield so he could see to drive. He drove to the BFnX's house, kicked in the door, ran into the bedroom and beat his bf's ass. I asked him how bad, he said pretty fuckin bad. He then went to work and waited on the cops to come get him. They showed up shortly thereafter. Later, while in jail, he got a phone call. It was his sister. She said, and I quote, "I guess you didnt think what I did to your car last night was very funny".

 

Ouch