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What I got from that was "puked on from behind." Care to elaborate?

 

The chick sitting behind me barfed on me.

 

I was thinking...something more sinister.

 

I think I would have preferred that over what I got. Ugh.

 

I still watch the re-runs almost daily even though I’ve seen’em all a hundred times.

 

I did until we dropped cable.

 

Just the old wrinkly ones.

 

Those are the best kind. They have the most experience

 

Another story since y'all were on the topic of concerts.
The same buddy that was in my other story and I went to several Texas Jams together back in the early 80's. This was a music festival held at the Cotton Bowl stadium in Fair Park in Dallas where a half a dozen or so bands would play all day into the night. Saw many great bands at those. Anyhoo...

This one particular year we get there early and pull into a McDonalds parking lot that was shared with a gas station. We patronized both establishments and after leaving the McDonalds last, we head out to my car and it's gone. A nearby sign informs that "cars that were towed" could be found at such and such location... We're 18-19 years old and naturally we head on to the Music festival across the street leaving the "minor" issue of where the f*ck my car was till late that night after being literally and figuratively baked all day and night....ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF DALLAS' GRAND AVENUE!! Not a great area!! Especially for 2 long haired white boys.
To try and condense this long evening into a short story, we did locate my car (called the phone number on the sign) and it was in fact towed. So we walk probably a mile and a half to the impound yard and end up getting jacked by this dude packing heat, who followed us until we got my car out and had us drive him and his buddy "Snake" around town on a long drawn out drug (heroin) related deal. After a few very nerve racking stops, we drive them back to a house where they separated me and my buddy. I had to sit in this dude's bedroom while he was prepping his "mainline stick" and trying to talk me into doing it with him. Needless to say, I was scared shitless! After he "mellowed out" he let me go outside where my friend was sitting on the sidewalk waiting. I feel like sometimes there may have been a greater power that has watched over me... Lessons were learned that evening!
Thanks for listening.

 

Here's a pallet cleanser. I know I need one after re-living that story...

So this Dad from...uh....West Virginia takes his adolesencent daughter to the family doctor. The doctor asks what they were there for ? The father replies they are there to put the daughter on birth control. The doctor says "I didn't realize she is sexually active." The dad says "well she's not really. She just lays there like her mother"....

 

You're on a roll now!

 

I did my share of partying... But not like that! No sir...

 

That's some creepy shit.

 

Oh joy. We get a new rugrat staying the night. Mom needs emergency babysitter.

 

Tell her she cant afford ya.

 

I love 80's music. Who did you see?

 

Most definitely. I still remember him having me pull into this dark alley. I just knew that was it! Literally scared the piss out of us!

 

You remember when I said I've forgotten most stories. That last story I'll never forget. But the bands that night get morphed into the many Texas Jams I went to over the years. Probably cause I was getting baked at them... I do remember probably my fav year was....oh hell...I think.... Gary Moore, Ted Nugent, Triumph, Ozzy Osbourne, Styx and somebody else. Maybe 1983 or 84?
But yeah, the 80's...I was the little rocker back then! Wanna see?