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Things at the local dive bar that amuse drunken Rock Lobster:

 

Sorry guys. I had a bad day and shouldn't have taken it out on you. I got in my truck earlier to run up to Wal Mart for more mole bait and suddenly realized, in addition to my truck being silver, the steering wheel is on the left side. WTF? I immediately hang a u and head straight to the Toyota service department and they're all like, it's supposed to be on the left you idiot. Now quit coming in here with your stupid problems. Can you believe that bullshit?

 

Those fuckers.

 

Guess that's why they call them, "stealerships". My local service department wouldn't even sell me blinker fluid. Laughed right in my face. Terrible customer service.

 

I bought a gallon at my dealership today. On sale for $32.

 

Lemon law lawsuit that shit. Can't have the helm change places like that. Where's the steering wheel gonna be tomorrow?

 

Stoner thoughts: is it weird that we have a little voice in our heads? It's reading this out loud right now. I just made it say penis.


Peeeeen-issss.

 

I looooooovvvvveeee peeeen- issssss
The pen is mighty than the sword.

 

This is really funny!!!!

 

Good mornin'

 

I fell asleep and you all turned into comedians!! Funny shit to wake up to!
Good morning all!!

 

Morning guys and gals.

 

Ugh.

 

How long were you married?

 

Moles? Meh.



Groundhogs, the bastards rip up my garden every year.
I put gopher bait poison down their holes...nothing.
Got a conibear trap, yeah, that'll get 'em...nothing.
Gasoline down the hole and burn 'em out...nah.

What works is shooting the (not-so-little) bastards.
But I shoot one and another moves in within a week.

I shoot one and my wife says: "It's Groundhog Day!"
Haha. Very funny.

 

Dang, I go to sleep early and just now find out all I missed.
So many topics.

 

I've tried pieces of Juicy Fruit gum to some success in the past.